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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    I pity anyone missing tonight's game. Jesus Christ.
     
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    I just want La Russa to fuck up badly somehow so people can scramble to defend his "genius".

    Also, it was quite interesting reading the last 8-10 pages and seeing the rabbithole this thread down down over the last 12 hours.

    Speaking of heights, I'm 5'10-5'11 and last weekend I was at a bar and I was easily in the bottom 25% of guys height wise, I felt like an idiot high schooler again.
     
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    I'm 5'7". Welcome to every day of my life. It's okay though: I tell myself lies about having a huge penis to feel better about myself.

    Off-topic: David Freese just earned himself a blowjob from any one of the hot girls the FOX crew was fixated on tonight.
     
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    They just fucking tore his jersey off.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Seriously. People who say baseball is boring are fucking retarded. I love baseball.
     
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    I heard them mention that Freese quit baseball after high school, so I looked up his Wikipedia page to see how long he's been in the Majors. And wouldn't you know it...

    ...the fucking thing's already been updated to include the game-winning HR. Score one for the Internet.
     
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    The MLB baseball season is boring. The actual sport of baseball is not.
    Unless you are a religious fan or a huge stats nerd, it's almost impossible to stay excited to watch a 162 game season. If you cut down the season to 90-110 games, I think you'd get rid of some of the glut. I understand the variance side of baseball and the length of the season certainly plays a role in letting the quality teams rise to the top, but 162 is a bit much. Even in a fast pace game like hockey they play 82 games and that's pushing the ceiling.
    The length of all the other sports seasons is a major reason why football has pushed into the role of the top sport in the US.
     
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    Yeah when it comes down to the last fucking outs of the last inning of the World Series. Shits boring as fuck in June when you watch a game where the winning score happened in the first inning. Yawn. I think George Carlin was right:

    "Baseball should have only one strike. Strike one you're out, come on get the fuck outta here, next."


    Well fuck Popped Cherries beat me to it.
     
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    Beavis: Heh. What the hell is "pornography"?
    Butt-head: Uhhh, I think it's like, the study of porn.

    Now if only we can get Celebrity Deathmatch back on the air.
     
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    David Freese! Whoooooooooo! Go Cards!

    Drank some homemade wine my wife's uncle gave us. Wasn't as good as I remembered, then realized it had been opened in the beer fridge a while. Whoops. Wondering what to wash it down with.

    Also, about to check out the new Beavis and Butthead on the DVR. Awesome.
     
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    I'm thinking this guy jizzed in his pants a little when the Card's won.


    <a class="postlink" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Fan-in-Vegas-bet-Cardinals-to-win-World-Series-a?urn=mlb-wp24823" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_le ... lb-wp24823</a>
     
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    Interview tomorrow! Wish me luck....


    I'm watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen and it's awesome. Is it just me, or does Seth MacFarlane sound like a douchebag?
     
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    Good luck!

    Has anyone else read the advice board today/this morning? TanishaEileen's posts have almost blinded me and I am thinking of slugging back some washing powder to puke all that awful writing out of my system. I also could not fathom what she wanted advice about. I think it is because the greater majority of females aged 0-22 speak a different language, like Klingon or some shit. Is it one of you mods trolling us? Also, why is her post count 1 when she's made at least 3 new (blinding) threads and posted on this thread?

    Also, I found the headphone jack on our 6 month old TV no longer functions correctly. Fuck. There goes late night TV when I can't sleep.
     
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    Awesome. Were you the little spoon? I bet it looked like you were Jet Packing.

    All this height talk is hilarious. I envision everyone getting drunk, standing back to back in a bar. "Measure me, bro! No way, *I'm* fucking taller. You wanna arm wrestle?!?!"
     
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    ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHA
     
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    About height in men: Lots of guys lie. There will be guys who measure (without shoes) 5'8"-5'-11", and claim that they are anywhere from 6'0"-6'3".
    I saw this a lot back when I worked at a convenience store and had to check IDs on a daily basis. Guys would come in who were obviously shorter than me, and their licences would say they were 6'0" or taller (I'm 6'0" with bare feet).
    I guess they figure that if they wear the right shoes and stand on higher ground than other people they can pull it off, but they aren't fooling anyone who is actually taller than they are.
    Except for the women who fall for it.
    DON'T YOU FALL FOR IT LADIES. CALL THOSE PHONIES OUT FOR WHO THEY ARE.

    ANYWAY, it's getting kinda quiet around here. Here's a great song:

     
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    I decided to work early so I can go to the bar early. Maybe that's a sign that it's time to get help.
     
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    Oops... double post....
     
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    I took today off work to attend a champagne breakfest, on 5 hours of drunken coma sleep and a hangover. Then I sculled a bottle of champagne. That was about 9 hours ago, and I've been drinking, smoking, and playing table tennis since then. I can barely move my arm to type this post. What's cracking TiB?
     
  20. Juice

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    Whats cracking?!?!? My girlfriends asshole, that's what. She's been farting furiously in her sleep since 4 AM. I'm never buying her Thai food again.
     
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