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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    What the fuck? I've been working in the medical industry for nearly a decade now and I can think of one nurse I've worked with that I would consider attractive, let alone "spectacularly attractive" - and it's not like I have unrealistic standards. And that includes anyone with the word nurse in their title.
     
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    I sent a ton of emails signed "retards" by mistake.

    I also had an inability to properly spell inconvenience right in emails, and the email clients dictionary thought that based on the way I spelled the word, "incontinence" was the first replacement.

    I sent out many an email with "sorry for the incontinence".

    Which I suppose would go with retards.
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    A friend of mine wrote that he was 6'.5 -- i.e. 6 feet and half of an inch. His license wound up reading 6'5, which he is clearly not.

    Obviously, this was his fault, but I do wonder how it's played out.
     
  4. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So I was wondering... If we simply killed anyone who posts responses to news stories on sites like Yahoo, MSN, etc, how much stupidity that would remove from the world?
     
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    That's because you live in Minnesota. The average female college student at an SEC school will blow the doors off the hottest girl at any other university.
     
  6. hooker

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    I just spent the last three hours being a slave to multiple departments.

    "Employee engagement" my ass.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Agree that is lame for professional correspondence. If it's professional correspondence via email, it has replaced what was done via regular mail before. I don't remember signing off on letters with cutesy quotes and what not. (I know you are all too young to remember a time before email.)

    Whenever I get a business email with one of those "please think of the environment before printing this email" taglines, I immediately print two copies of it. Then, when I respond (unless it was a client) I add to my signature "please think of the tree farmers before not printing this email."
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    artsy bondage.

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    This is LSU. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
     
  10. hooker

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    Mmmmmmm bondage.

    The things people do to their signatures under company email addresses blow my fucking mind.

    It surprises me that now, when branding and uniformity in company message are so crucial to setting yourself ahead in this market, more companies don't have strict rules (if not mandatory unchangeable auto-templates) for what flies around with their .com name on it.
     
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    If I had said Tulane would it matter? Same hospital, same patients, same curriculum, plus an extra 25K a year.
     
  12. hooker

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    I'm so mad. I'm head-to-head with the only other vagina owner in my hockey pool this week, and she's beating me right now. Her team fucking blows. If I don't beat her, I'm going to light my nipples on fire.
     
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    Graduation turns them black and obese. And instills an additude
     
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    You say LSU like a hospital is going to give a shit where they go. Everyone takes the same licensing exam/boards.
     
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    Are they becoming nurses or wives?
     
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    I hung out with some nursing students at Rush for awhile. Unfortunately, they were always stressed out and thus crazy. All I could think about is, beyond their attractiveness, I would be minorly terrified if they were taking care of me in a hospital. Lets hope bedside manner comes with age...
     
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    Along with all of the other crap my work makes us put in signatures, mine says: No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

    Not sure where I got that from. Might have been here.
     
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    I know this is old, and I think somebody posted this game* here a while back. I was cleaning out a desk drawer, and just found where I printed a copy. I did it just now and this is what I got. I think I just disturbed myself. Maybe it's because the band name sounds like "and I could die." Seems appropriate with Halloween coming up.



    *Album Cover Game
    1 – Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random”
    (<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random</a>)
    The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of the band.

    2 – Go to “Quotations Page”
    (<a class="postlink" href="http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3</a>)
    The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of the album.

    3 – Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
    (<a class="postlink" href="http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days</a>)
    Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

    4 – Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.
     

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  19. hooker

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    I wonder if she got fucked while she was hanging like that.
     
  20. amjoyce

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    I would imagine so. Who could tie her up like that and not fuck her? I will admit that the blood doesn't really do anything for me though.
     
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