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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    ER nurses. Trust me on this one. ER nurses.
     
    #1261 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    ...yeah... not really.
     
    #1262 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    Start going to different hospitals, then. Try mine. The health care's free, if you hadn't heard.
     
    #1263 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Nursing has a broad spectrum of females in it. Ranging from ugly to hotness. Still being a female dominated field, it shows a cross-section of women.

    Working in a hospital I've seen some downright attractive women to some that looked like they just finished working a corner in the bad end of town and just earned enough for that crack fix.
     
    #1264 Yukon Cornelius, Oct 28, 2011
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    Craigslist scares me.
     
    #1265 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    From what you've posted here, I'm not sure I want to know what scares you.
     
    #1266 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Hey everyone, go look at this cat.

    Silly cat.
     
    #1267 audreymonroe, Oct 28, 2011
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    Funnily enough, I might have to.
     
    #1268 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    Damn, Gone Baby Gone is one fucking depressing movie.
     
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    See no Evil, Hear no Evil isn't. In fact, it's hilarious.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/10/28/british_royal_succession_changed_girls_and_boys_equal_.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/10/ ... qual_.html</a>

    What the hell is society coming to. A female head of state when we could have had a male? This will be the downfall of us all.
     
    #1271 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    The talk of injuries while making arts and crafts reminded me of this:

    Spoilered for size:
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    #1272 Racer-X, Oct 28, 2011
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    After I cut myself, I don't usually smear it around and play with the blood. But maybe next time.
     
    #1273 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Holy shit. I just came thisclose to having a heart attack. I'm home alone, on the Friday before Halloween, and I'm doing a little bit of cleaning while waiting for dinner to cook like a good housewife. So I go to get the broom out of the closet, and as I turn to walk away while closing the door, somehow the door handle slips down my pants and gropes my butt. So, obviously my immediate assumption is that someone has broken into my apartment and I'm about to get raped slash murdered and I SCREAMED like I didn't think people actually screamed when not acting in a horror movie. It has been five minutes and I'm still waiting for my heart to come back to somewhat of a normal pace. *Shudder*

    Although five minutes is enough time for me to think it was all pretty funny.
     
    #1274 audreymonroe, Oct 28, 2011
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    I trained the door handle to do that. I knew it was the closest I'd come to touching your ass.
     
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    We've had a fake Ranga whore for the last year or so and the country is going down the toilet. Fuck labour all the way to hell and the stupid hippies that are piggy backing on them to force through their bullshit addendums to everything.
     
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    I just made about 40 jello shots, a pan of brownies, and chocolate chip cookies in preparation for tomorrow. I was so good. I didn't even lick the bowl. I WILL NOT CHEAT ON MY DIET!!!
     
    #1277 bewildered, Oct 28, 2011
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    Pardon me, sir, but I said head of state, not head of government. Get back to me when you understand who really runs things in your country.
     
    #1278 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Only half way through a bottle of red and already feeling a little too good.
     
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    Someone needs to make this into a .gif even funnier that the cat won't do it while anyone is watching. But, the cat is white, so that makes sense.
     
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