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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Had my final today for the lunatic professor I have posted about. It was an absolute massacre....but it also means I finally have a fucking night off. I think I forgot what beer and social interaction are like. Time to jog my memory.
     
    #1301 dubyu tee eff, Oct 28, 2011
  2. Diablo

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    I'm being a cow for Halloween. No one had a trigger costume last minute...moo.
     
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  3. hooker

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    I've always wanted to get fucked with a beer bottle.

    The suction part freaks me out a little, but I bet it would be fun.
     
    #1303 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
  4. Juice

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    And to think you could have snuffed her out with an extension cord for about $4.00.
     
    #1304 Juice, Oct 28, 2011
  5. hooker

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    I don't pretend to be normal.

    Don't make me feel worse. I'm not proud to have spent $4,000 on a family pet.
     
    #1305 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Dear Janitorial Dude at the Gym:
    I respectfully disagree with your statement that you were "just as surprised" as I was when you walked in on me in the fucking shower. Thank Christ I'm quick with a towel.
    Kind regards,
    Me.
     
    #1306 Angel_1756, Oct 28, 2011
  7. hooker

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    I am so confused. Is it the wine? Is it me? Is it you? So many questions.
     
    #1307 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
  8. hooker

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    I'm watching baseball that I don't care about and trying to get black out drunk.

    Friday, I don't know how I feel about you anymore. I used to like you
     
    #1308 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
  9. hooker

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    I love tequila.
     
    #1309 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    It can argue with the wine over who's the father.
     
    #1310 StayFrosty, Oct 28, 2011
  11. hooker

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    My legs feel like rubber.
     
    #1311 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
  12. Backroom

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    Fuck your shit.

     
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  13. Backroom

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    FINE.

    Rum in the shower is winning.

     
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  14. TX.

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    My fav ever.

     
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  15. Backroom

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    Last one i promise. Redman spells like snookie.

     
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  16. TX.

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    I'm so stoked Beavis and Butthead is back.
     
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  17. Rumble

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    What the hell is going on around here? All I know is that I'm feeling rather inadequate and I fear for the safety of my bicycle....

    ...and in the latest boring white guy news, I'll be seeing this guy play at a bar here tonight. He's not famous or anything but it's going to be a great rocking fucking night.

     
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    Bit late to the party, and you fuckers seem to be chattier than Old Sack in a strip club bathroom with three other dudes solving the world hunger problem...

    I'm buzzed and feeling lazy... anyone care to catch me up with a "Previously, on WDT..." post?
     
    #1318 Nettdata, Oct 28, 2011
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    I know for a fact it's not a troll.
     
    #1319 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    Boobs. All else is irrelevant.

    Oh, and apples. They're somewhat relevant.
     
    #1320 Rob4Broncos, Oct 28, 2011
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