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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    We discussed shoes. Some people got self-righteous about other people's taste in shoes.

    Then we discussed something else, and some people, coincidentally, got self-righteous about other people's taste in something else.

    Also, audrey posted her ass just for me.
     
    #1321 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Apples!

    I think I'm going to have an Italian house guest for six months in two weeks.
     
    #1322 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    I see from that pic you're in the Friend Zone. Enjoy your stay.
     
    #1323 Nettdata, Oct 28, 2011
  4. ghettoastronaut

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    God damn it. I bet you're going around on the 31st and stealing candy from children too, aren't you?
     
    #1324 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    She looks like DEB!

    I'm d r u n k!

    [​IMG]
     
    #1325 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    D-Double R-Double U-N-K!
     
    #1326 Fernanthonies, Oct 28, 2011
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    My computer is acting screwy.

    [​IMG]

    And.. rain ain't so bad.

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]

    This beer tastes like ass.
     
    #1327 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Pumpkin #1 DONE. Pint of stout #1 DONE. Spiked cider cooking, pumpkin #2 awaiting its fate.
     

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    #1328 Angel_1756, Oct 28, 2011
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    When we were little kids, my sister got her tongue stuck in a Yoohoo bottle and it took forever to get it out. Imagine that happening to your labia.
     
    #1329 Thorgouge, Oct 28, 2011
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    To any anxious Cards fans watching the game tonight: You're not as nervous as this guy.
     
    #1330 jets22, Oct 28, 2011
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    If a computer provided that kind of stimulation for my vagina, I've never leave the house.
     
    #1331 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Stop trying to turn me on.
     
    #1332 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    I have not had vodka since I was a senior in college (that's 20 years ago for those of you scoring at home), but I'm having some tonight. It's making me hot. I don't mean like, ooh, I need me some sex. I mean like I'm about to have to take off my shirt and pants to cool off. WTF?
     
    #1333 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 28, 2011
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    I'm confused as to whether or not this is a compliment coming from you.

    Beer is not quite as awesome as rimjobs.
     
    #1334 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Fuck me, I'm not even feeling going out tonight. It's cold and rainy and I'm sleepy.
     
    #1335 RCGT, Oct 28, 2011
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    That's why Russians drink the shit out of it.
     
    #1336 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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    Surely there's a USB vibrator you could plug in your laptop.
     
    #1337 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 28, 2011
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    Ghetto, why must you bust my chops?
     
    #1338 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Why do they need those big ol hats?

    Edit: My computer keeps screwing up. Fuck
     
    #1339 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 28, 2011
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    In soviet russia...

    Fuck it, I got nothin'. Carry on.
     
    #1340 Fernanthonies, Oct 28, 2011
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