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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    I NEVER play console games. El fiance left me his Ps3, Xbox and small flatscreen TV while he went on deployment. So, I've had them for the past ~7 months. They have been glorified Netflix players until today....

    ...when I played 3. Straight. Hours. Of Xbox. Holy shit. I can never get mad at him for getting sucked into it all afternoon, ever, ever again.
     
    #1342 bewildered, Oct 28, 2011
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    Your ability to post relevant erotica is somewhat scary.

    And I'm pretty sure you provide tumblr with 23% of their total traffic.
     
    #1343 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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    You know these "consoles" of which you speak are also meant to be played with "games", right?
     
    #1344 RCGT, Oct 28, 2011
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    Tumblr doesn't love me anymore.

    If you were a bi-sexual female, would you enjoy sucking cock after it had been inside another woman's pussy?

    I say maybe. Or... probably. I think so.

    Cheap beer isn't half bad when it's the only thing in your fridge.

    Just sayin'.

    Concentrate...

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    Do it.

    For science!
     
    #1346 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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    I've just been more into PC games before. I cracked out Dragon Age for the Xbox and wooooah. My neck hurts. I need a better chair so I can do this more often and with more lazy comfort.
     
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    Science doesn't love me anymore either.

    Artistic ass eating...

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    Did they reject your offer for a donor tag on your license again?
     
    #1349 bewildered, Oct 28, 2011
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    What an incredibly weird question, even for you.
     
    #1350 Juice, Oct 28, 2011
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    Well fuck science. The real question is if that cute brunette at the end of the bar is into you.
     
    #1351 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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    I'm dead inside.
     
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    Nothing is incredibly weird for me. Nothing.

    Someone tell me to stop drinking and go to bed.
     
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    I wonder if hooker is more or less sexually frustrated than I am.
     
    #1354 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    You say that like you've never done it before.

    Blackout drunk maybe?
     
    #1355 dixiebandit69, Oct 28, 2011
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    I'm not sexually frustrated.

    I just don't get dicked the way a crazy woman wants to get dicked. That's all.
     
    #1356 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Why dont you guys get together and help each other out?
     
    #1357 Juice, Oct 28, 2011
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    I don't get black out drunk. I'd enjoy that shit sober.
     
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    Eat a bag of dicks and belch in your mothers face.

    Moist, what?
     
    #1359 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Pretty sure that is the exact definition of sexually frustrated.

    As in not being satisfied sexually.

    Your husband needs to let his freak flag fly a bit.
     
    #1360 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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