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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    She doesn't do virgins.
     
    #1361 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    It flies at half mast.
     
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    I did a virgin once.
     
    #1363 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Boom. Roasted.
     
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    The ONLY channel currently experiencing a technical difficulty is the one airing Bill Maher. Dammit.

    Hooker, have you told your husband all the concerns you've told us? If not, you should. Men are not mind readers. If you HAVE and nothing's changed, it might be time to shit or get off the pot...
     
    #1365 Dcc001, Oct 28, 2011
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    Oh, God, please don't encourage hooker to sexy google "shit or get off the pot."

    Cards win!
     
    #1366 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 28, 2011
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    My husband is well aware of how far we are from each other in terms of what sexually satisfies us.

    I don't candy coat shit.
     
    #1367 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Dcc, don't you think there are enough ex-spouses and failed relationships hanging around this clubhouse that we don't need to create another one?
     
    #1368 ghettoastronaut, Oct 28, 2011
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    Sexual frustration:

    a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sexually%20frustrated" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... frustrated</a>
     
    #1369 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    When we are looking to Urban Dictionary for an explanation... it's time to cry.
     
    #1370 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    Yeah and, unfortunately, it didn't go well.
     
    #1371 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    To drink.. or to sleep... that is the question.
     
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    Virgins mix up sex and love.
     
    #1373 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    better?
     
    #1374 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    I forget how sexually frustrated I am until I visit reddit.com/r/gonewild and I realize all of the sex I'm missing out on.
     
    #1375 Gravitas, Oct 28, 2011
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    I've posted on here about my "relationships" enough that I hope no one takes me seriously when it comes to dispensing advice about marriage or dating. However, when I read about how sad or dysfunctional some people are in their relationships (not necessarily talking about hooker here...there have been some doozies posted in other threads), I think to myself, "Well, at least I'm not THAT fucking miserable."

    Isn't being alone preferable to someone else making life hell?
     
    #1376 Dcc001, Oct 28, 2011
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    Porn helps.
     
    #1377 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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    It depends.
     
    #1378 hotwheelz, Oct 28, 2011
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    Jesus titty-fucking Christ!
     
    #1379 hooker, Oct 28, 2011
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