What do you mean nothing to say? If a picture is worth a thousand words, isn't a gif file worth.... I dunno, ten thousand or something?
Ok, forget about Jimmy Johns, more important matters have arisen. So I don't have permission to view the last gif, and based on the strength of the first two, my interest in piqued.
Listen, you should just be happy that you have Jimmy Johns. In Canada - we don't. I get to enjoy it once or twice a year when we make the drive to Minnesota.
I knew that last link wouldn't work. Fucking cock blockers. Link: <a class="postlink" href="http://sexygifs.sensualwriter.com/2011/09/09/sexy-lesbians/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://sexygifs.sensualwriter.com/2011/ ... -lesbians/</a> It's worth it. Her name is Cherry Torn and she is fucking filthy. Uncomfortably so at times.
The Kinsey Scale I'm a 2. And, yes, it's because I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, EVER, EVER, ever be in a relationship with a girl. I love girls, and I find it extremely annoying when girls are so quick to hate on other girls, but have you ever had insight into a real life, non-porn lesbian relationship, especially when they're in their twenties? Even when the relationship actually looks kind of nice, it's just not what I want. Also, it's snowing in October. I'm actually kind of okay with it, as long as it promises to stop until December. It's the perfect atmosphere for spending my day making apple pie, apple sauce, and ice cream to go with the pie.
Well now the power is out and I'm alone. I think there's a monster in the other room. I'm not sure how much time I might have le
NSFW NSFW I love this chick. Now if only someone can assure me the scat porn she supposedly did was just chocolate pudding.
My fucking power better not go out. If I'm not driving anywhere tonight, my TV is going to be working overtime, as is my drinking hand. By the way, this snow is bullshit.
HA. No snow here. Just beach and sunshine. And seriously, what fucking kind of walmart DOES NOT SELL individual serving bottles of cranberry juice? Seriously? Rah. I hate juice mixes. And my flask is almost empty.
OK, I am not one to post many porn gifs so here is a nice dancing ass instead. Soon I'll probably going to post things like animals sneezing and puppies who can't roll over, but I'll spare you for now.
Do you guys ever get the sense that a superior is actually trying to get you to lose all of your respect for them? I mean, I've been cocked around before. That's just how it goes sometimes. But you can still respect them for it. This time? Jesus. It's like Stephen Ambrose wrote in Band of Brothers. There's bullshit, and then there's chickenshit; the difference is that chickenshit is pea-brained, disorganized, pointless, and cowardly. Bullshit at least has some substance to it.
Phew! It wasn't a monster groaning after all, it was just my neighbor throwing up. u Since the powers out for the next several hours, the only responsible thing to do is make White Russians so the milk doesn't go bad.
Grocery shopping. 3 pounds of steaks. 3 pounds of boneless chicken breast. Some pasta sauce. Some instant type stuff. Apple sauce. Two packages of bacon. Cheese. Deli Meat. Bread. Juice. Beans. Less than 50 bucks. I'm irrationally proud of my grocery shopping abilities.