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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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    Do it! Doooo it! Mmmm, forbidden vodka...
     
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    Gophers win! Fuck Iowa!
     
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    Why don't you keep it sealed and give it to your daughter on her 21st birthday?
     
    #1563 zyron, Oct 29, 2011
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    We still have power, which is surprising because the towns surrounding us don't. Halloween party got canceled, and I just made myself an Irish Coffee. If you can call it that - it's more like Jameson with a splash of coffee.

    I think I'm going to get a buzz and try to convince the wife to wear the Alice In Wonderland costume anyway... I do love those thigh highs.
     
    #1564 BadBrains, Oct 29, 2011
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    Did someone say stripper?

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    What are you, a college freshman?
     
    #1566 Rob4Broncos, Oct 29, 2011
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    There is no bottle of Russian vodka worth pissing off your wife that much. I am curious, though, which brand? If you can't find the English name or a Cyrillic keyboard (although Google should do the trick), do your best to approximate the name in the Roman/English script (remember you have numerals and other symbols at your disposal).
     
    #1567 Crazy Wolf, Oct 29, 2011
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    Gah. Too drunk last night watching UFC 136 again. In pain. Now I'm about to go to the casino to watch UFC 137. Did you know that when it's shown live here, it's shown at 9am in the goddamn Sunday morning? What sort of shit fucking time is that? This will be my 4th consecutive day of heavy drinking, and my 3rd of starting at 9am. Sweet merciful jesus. Pickling my liver will preserve it, right?
     
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    Yes, I'm assuming it would taste better because it's forbidden.

    I've told my wife that's the logic behind why guys always want to bang chicks in the ass: It's forbidden!

    That's actually a pretty cool idea.

    In other news, here in RI, we have about an inch of snow. I see the CT guys are on, what's it like over there?
     
    #1569 $100T2, Oct 29, 2011
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    I live in Stratford, right on the shore. It is just a slushy mess right now. Has to get a little colder to get any real accumulation.
     
    #1570 zyron, Oct 29, 2011
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    Newington is getting raped like a prom date.
     
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    My Pabst Onesie is coming out tonight, complete with accompanying beer utility belt. And blue satin boxers over top. . . cause it's underwear, but not under. Ironic?
     
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    My fellow idiots,

    Have I yet had the opportunity to inform you of the mastery that is the Goats Do Roam winery? I am currently enjoying a bottle of their Goatfather.

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    Made of 100% sangiovese, it takes the delicious, dark, tannic, bone-warming properties of the sangiovese grape and packages it in a delicious $15 (CDN) bottle. Are you on the hunt for moderately priced wines that compete on taste with bottles twice their price? Are you in desperate need for something from South Africa that compensates for durbanite's presence in the world? Have all of your needs met in one convenient screw-top bottle!

    Sincerely,

    G. Ronald Fuffenbacher, GPSO
     
    #1573 ghettoastronaut, Oct 29, 2011
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    Ohhhhh Mats Sundin... I love you.

    You were an eagle, flying with chickens.
     
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    What about her?

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    $15 is moderately priced? Fuck that.

    $10 bottles are good enough for the girls I go out with.
     
    #1576 hooker, Oct 29, 2011
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    Rum and Uncharted 2 followed by nekkid time with the wife. October snowstorms aren't that bad after all.
     
    #1577 $100T2, Oct 29, 2011
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    Why not just go all the way and get the $8 goony sacks.

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    #1578 Bundy Bear, Oct 29, 2011
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    So you chickened out of drinking the vodka and breaking your wife's heart. What a pussy.
     
    #1579 toddamus, Oct 29, 2011
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    Actually, my wife and I talked about it, and we're going to save it for my daughter for her 21st birthday.
     
    #1580 $100T2, Oct 29, 2011
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