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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    The best part about seeing that Gaddafi died is I can stop wondering if he died and I just missed it.
     
    #141 BL1Y, Oct 20, 2011
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    Oh Jesus.

    This much beer at 9% ABV was a mistake. There's still so much beer left.
     
    #143 MoreCowbell, Oct 20, 2011
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    There's cute naked Russian girls taking long hot showers at volleyball.
     
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    Damnit! My live streaming site isn't working tonight. I was looking forward to watching the Office.
     
    #145 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
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    Dude... you're missing half your life... I'd think Gaddafi would be the least of your concerns.
     
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    I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
     
    #147 BL1Y, Oct 20, 2011
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    You've been around here for 2 years and haven't even figured out his name yet?
     
    #148 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
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    Put it this way: I'm now roughly the same age Max was when he launched the original version. That is fucking disgusting.

    Also, I know we fancy ourselves a bunch of misfits, but frankly, this is this Well-Adjusted Muffin Bakers Club compared to some of the demented motherfuckers that first populated the space known as the Idiot Board. That's a compliment. Shit was scary.

    Example: a thread about bad parenting. I paraphrase:

    That was the whole story. Seven years that's been in my head. That's how I learned there are things you can't unlearn.
     
    #149 Beefy Phil, Oct 20, 2011
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    The Most Interesting Man in the World is quite a mouthful.
     
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    Sure. It's the same thing as putting it in second gear, rolling it down a hill, and dumping the clutch while it's rolling.

    No drinks for me tonight, as it's been a hell of a week, and Friday will be even worse. However, when I get home on Friday, watch out. I've earned my booze this week.
     
    #151 uzisuicide, Oct 20, 2011
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    I just watched an episode of Whitney just to see if it could possibly be as bad as I expected.

    You see, for science.

    Holy shit I hate science. Albert Einstein can go eat a mile of dick for this.
     
    #152 MoreCowbell, Oct 20, 2011
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    Wine was a poor choice.

    Never forget. Never again.

    I am the 53%...who think wine sucks.
     
    #153 Gravitas, Oct 20, 2011
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    Net-dat-ah-een-ah-jad.

    Got it.
     
    #154 BL1Y, Oct 20, 2011
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    Ban-n-ned for a day. Because I can.

    Got it.
     
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    Whatever. He's got his own website. AND YOU CAN'T PLAY THERE.
     
    #156 Beefy Phil, Oct 20, 2011
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    Who's your daddy!?
     
    #157 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
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    I love it when Nett flexes his e-muscle. It makes me moist.
     
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    YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That word is reserved for ground chuck and fresh cookies. shudder!
     
    #159 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
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    I don't understand network TV. As many shows they keep, there are twice as many that tank. Those costs have to add up. I much prefer how the cable companies nurture good, tight programming. Such as:

    Hoarders: Buried Alive (I know... I am obsessed with these freaks). Episode tonight, I turned it off. A girl cooked her mom dinner. In two giant bowls of shell pasta she LADLED Miracle Whip, glob after glob, then threw some peas in there for color. Watching her and her fat mother suck that shit down, smacking their lips where you could hear that lard and sucking sounds of their throats swallowing... holy God. So moist. I fucking gagged. Congratulations. Something actually got under my skin. I'd rather watch an execution.
     
    #160 CharlesJohnson, Oct 20, 2011
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