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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    He does.
     
    #1621 hooker, Oct 30, 2011
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    Gooooo ooooon...

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    #1622 CharlesJohnson, Oct 30, 2011
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    Hook a brother up?

    Also, MoreCowbell would like to blow Andrew Luck. I don't blame him.
     
    #1623 hotwheelz, Oct 30, 2011
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    I know this came up last night, and it's never really bothered me, but apparently now with beer in me...your avatar is fucking Godawful to look at. I want to punt it like a football.
     
    #1624 StayFrosty, Oct 30, 2011
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    But they would have to get the jaws of life to get your mouth off of Tebow's cock to put them on Luck's dick.
     
    #1625 zyron, Oct 30, 2011
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    I think my head just exploded from adorableness.

    What's your point here?
     
    #1626 hotwheelz, Oct 30, 2011
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    My avatar is cute.
     
    #1627 hooker, Oct 30, 2011
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    LOOK HE'S A VERY GOOD QUARTERBACK AND LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD BE ALL GENTLEMANLY AND TREAT ME LIKE A LADY AND SO DREAMY AND


    ....wut?
     
    #1628 MoreCowbell, Oct 30, 2011
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    Since when is a child rape victim picture cute?
     
    #1629 zyron, Oct 30, 2011
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    Who said anything about rape?

    Perverts.
     
    #1630 hooker, Oct 30, 2011
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    So, I went to a Halloween party tonight and it was fun, but seriously I may have hit the motherload of "slutty" costume ideas. First is my favorite funniest costume of the night

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    and then the "huh????" costume .... but how do you upload genuinely NSFW pics without hosting sites taking them down. I know this has been addressed before, but I can't remember.
     
    #1631 mya, Oct 30, 2011
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    How is that not a molested child?

    "Stop crying, and show us what the mean man made you do.

    Really? And then you say he made the airplane noise"?
     
    #1632 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    Well, it's clearly not happy about its current circumstances. Looking at that is more depressing than reading my posts in the R&R thread.

    Yeah, I'm so fucking meta.

    Also, how the hell did Ohio not get hit by that massive snowstorm? I guess it barely missed us, like "Hey, I'd love to bury your poor backwards asses in a shitton of snow, but I have something even more special planned for you in a month or two."
     
    #1633 StayFrosty, Oct 30, 2011
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    I will change the avatar for the right offer.
     
    #1634 hooker, Oct 30, 2011
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    imgur.com.

    You can upload basically anything you want.
     
    #1635 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    Would Andrew Luck say, "God bless." after he came? I THINK NOT!
     
    #1636 hotwheelz, Oct 30, 2011
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    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My pie and ice cream that I made are delicious. I was really skeptical about the ice cream, but it's actually good.

    Has anyone seen Paranormal Activity 3? I was watching it online in full screen, and then I couldn't get it to un-full-screen or get the controls to come up so I had to close the window and I decided to watch The Rum Diary instead because it was boring so far. But the trailer looked pretty good. But from what I watched it seemed like the exact same movie as the first one only with a little girl instead of a woman, which inherently makes it more creepy, but it still wasn't exactly gripping. Anyway, just wondering if it's worth trying it again.

    Also, I've been sucked into a Facebook chat with a girl I was friends with in middle school who I never would've even thought about again if it wasn't for Facebook's existence. She was interesting to reconnect with because in middle school she was a wild child Italian girl and now she's a devout Muslim with two kids, but she does that creepy thing where she pretends everyone she hung out with in middle school is still her best friend even though we hadn't spoken in ten years. I really don't want to talk to her. But she's obviously so lonely and sad that she has kids, and I'm too nice to just ignore her.
     
    #1637 audreymonroe, Oct 30, 2011
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    I'd offer you sexual favors, but going on past experience that will only cement the current avatar. Maybe Nom will give you his sandwich...and beer. Or tequila....you seem to kind of like tequila. A little.
     
    #1638 StayFrosty, Oct 30, 2011
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    I thought the little girl in Paranormal Activity 3 was the woman... as a little girl.

    Don't all the movies go back in time from the original?
     
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    Tequila is a little bit my nemesis.
     
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