Dude, fuck Nom. I'm gonna get downthubed for this because thatmother fucker has all the thumbs in the wworld. but I am telling you, that bitch ain't got shit on a real nigga. But i'm not a real nigga. I tried really hard to write this. hahahahhahahahahhaa
Just a quick break of whatever the conversation has been but...how many pages did the last Christmas/New Years thread get to? Those have always been our most epic drunk threads, but I remember them getting to around 100-110 pages, and here we are at 114 for this thread. I guess we just really love our random drunk threads, yeah? Carry on.
Come to think of it, they all live in San Diego... Of course, one's married, one's dumb as a barrel of hair, and one is with child.
Might as well share my half assed attempt at at a costume for the night: Spoiler Bonus points for anyone that can figure out the theme on the names. Edit: The costume was "multiple personalities". Reasonably lame, I felt bad since I had much better costume the past 5+ years.
Well done sir. Like I said in my edit, the actual costume was "multiple personalities", but the names were all real names of Batman villains. Yes, I am a huge nerd and yes, I have been playing way too much Arkham City lately. And yes, I am drunk right now. It's pretty nice.
Yeah, I considered not putting Harvey Dent on there since it was such a big give-away. Oh well. Only one guy that we hung out with tonight actually got it.
Tomorrow night at this time I'll be completely off my ass from being at the Jay-Z and Kanye concert in NC. Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw, bitches!!!
I suppose I should tell y'all the idea: I want to go to a bar as Stephen Hawking and spit ridiculous lines at girls with my own talking computer. (e.g. "Baby, you must be a super massive black hole because I'm really attracted to you.") and video tape it for posterity.
So wtf? From what I can tell, this thread is fucking all out random shit, christmas thread level posting shit. The one night that I am drunk and the girlfriend is already in bed asleep and I want to shoot some shit, everyone scatters like cockroaches.
Ask Nom to tell you more about how drunken Owls are responsible for 90% of car accidents in America. He leaves alcohol out the back to feed them so they don't peck his eyes out.