Ok, I just laughed my entire ass off. There were some wonderously slutty sluts out at the bars tonight. Fuck balls, do I love Halloween.
I'm going to a baby shower for a transgendered girl (now guy, kinda) that used to live next door to me. I bought the most gender neutral gift I could find for the baby, because I'm scared I might get lectured by her and her friends about the importance of children being able to break traditional gender roles. Awkward times ahead! But then I have axe throwing with the husband, and I plan on drinking a lot of PBR with those hipsters to forget all the awkwardness.
I got drank last night. Female friends decided they'd rather gossip about this one girl's on-again off-again relationship with this other guy. So I left the bar, came home, vomited, slept, woke up with a hangover. And then I came here. I don't normally vomit when I get drunk. But when I do, I do it in a plastic grocery bag.
Better a plastic bag than a paper peanut bag. That's all I'm saying. I think my nephew gave me his cold.
I just had a St. Viateur bagel that was special ordered from Montreal. I thought the people ordering were crazy - until I tasted it. Best bagel ever.
I'm on to you. In other news: not only is tomato sauce easy to make while drinking, it's also a great hangover cure the next morning. Mmmm. Tomatoes, onions, garlic, beef, wine.
I got into work this morning, and after I woke up from my morning nap I went outside and it looked like my car was murdered. There was transmission fluid that was bright red underneath her, and I was a little freaked out. Then I found out it wasn't my transmission fluid. Bonus. Everyone have a good drunk Saturday night? Because I work every fucking day I don't receive those wonderful things you guys call "weekends." Hope you had a good Halloween you idiots.
And I thought I was a dog fucker for leaving work early every Friday afternoon for happy hour beers. I don't feel so bad anymore.
I work 84 Hour weeks with a 45 minute commute 1 way, so add an extra 10 and a half hours onto that. It doesn't leave much time for anything. My job however does afford me some short naps here and there, when I can manage them.
My title is mudlogger. Basically I am one of the on-site geologists contracted from an outside company, that comes in and analyzes the rock samples coming out of the ground on (in this case) a natural gas drilling rig in northern PA. I spend a lot of time doing nothing, as I only need to grab samples every thirty feet of drilling. If they are drilling slow, I don't have to do shit. If the rig is completely shut down for maintenance I get paid for a 12 hour day without going into work. It pays extremely well for someone 1 year out of college, (with a degree in a completely unrelated field.) It is strenuous living 3 hours from my girlfriend though, and lonely at times. Oh and the best part is I get to grow an awesome beard. ( Well, as awesome as my beard will actually grow.)
How I didn't burn down my house last night is beyond me. I'm guessing I did some drunk cooking last night since I found a half cooked pizza on the kitchen floor and an incinerated chicken breast in the oven. Somehow I had the presence of mind to turn the oven off, but not eat my food. I remember very little from last night, though at one point when we were walking out from the club I was poking girls in the tits with my pitchfork shouting "STAB!... BOOBIES!!!" Every flashback I have are fucking winners and everything tastes of jaeger and bad decisions.
I love Sail, and halfheartedly searched for their album to download but never found it (I was looking for free of charge to hear it first, if I like it, I would have paid for a real download). So, worth it? What is the rest like? My biggest regret is that I didn't motorboat the wet t-shirt contest winner. I said I would after a couple of drinks, but then got distracted by the naked chick.
It is not at all what I expected the album to be like. I actually am finding it hard to describe on the whole. I have enjoyed it thoroughly though, and frankly I am not sure why. It's weird music, think MGMT type weird. Kind of an eclectic mix.