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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. katokoch

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    Turns out eating a couple bags of candy bars and washing them down with cheap beer will turn your guts into a molten mass of evil like in Ghostbusters. What the hell?
     
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    Ever eaten a shitload of black jelly beans or Crows?

    Your shit comes out green. First time it happened I thought I was going to die.
     
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    I think that would be cool as hell, coming from the land of perpetual sunshine. Travel everywhere on snow mobile. Huge beard all winter. Hot blonde at your beck and call because you're a hirsute viking that will keep her warm. Slaughter the peasants and take their livestock and virgins when resources grow thin. If Sweden ever made a travel ad like this, they'd make billions.

    What I really want to know about Sweden, is if everyone is THAT into casual sex like "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" intimates. That book would be 50 pages if you took out the fucking.
     
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    It is a very weird feeling when one of your former fuck buddies and one of your former students are tagged in the same photo album on facebook, from the same party.
     
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    I can't even grow a beard.

    About the sex, Iceland is more like that. It is really direct there. You talk to a girl for a couple of minutes, ask if she wants to fuck, and off they go. Icelandic girls love Americans because we chat them up for a long time before fucking.

    But Swedish girls can be pretty easy to tell the truth. I almost just want to go out on my own to a bar and see if I can at least have a girl agree to come home with me.

    Here it is common for people to have an affair, and people usually live together and never get married. There is even a word for it "sambo" Hell, my sister in law is a minister, and she was living with a guy and had two kids by him out of wedlock, and no one batted an eye.

    Even exes remain good friends here if they get divorced which is weird. At the bar last night I talked with a couple there who were divorced, but still went out for drinks.
     
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    Isn't that a racially insensitive term for an African American?
     
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    I am pretty sure the word you are thinking of is nigger.

    But sambo here comes from tillsamansboende or "living togethers"
     
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    Touche old man.
     
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    Just play "(Your Love Keeps) Lifting Me Higher" near your guts, and soon all will feel better.
     
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    Well the costume didn't go over very well, one guy got it after I said Trailer Park Boys otherwise no one knew the show at all. Wish I had went as Zombie Ghadaffi or Steve Jobs. Still I think I looked pretty close to Julian:
     

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    Looks like you're all stocked up for the diarrhea apocalypse.
     
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    Nice job. Is Trailer Park Boys really that popular outside of Canada? It has a following bigger than Red Green did here (they used to shoot RG near my house in the old days). I liked the first couple of seasons but it became a little tired and out-of-control for me. I still think the original black-and-white movie they made before the show was the funniest thing of all because it was the most believable. Try to find it if you can, it's a fucking riot.

    On an even lighter note, my mother-in-law is over the pond from England visiting her granddaughter and officially got inducted into the Not Very Bright Person Club. She's boiling water. She's wearing a low-dangling scarf for some fucking reason. Scarf hits the burner. Scarf goes up in flames. Wife starts laughing at her. It's funny for more reason than one: even when British people scream it sounds classier than us. No burns, but FUCK man....

    Then, about twenty minutes ago said mother-in-law is almost dozed off for a nap and my daughter takes this giant, scary rubber cobra (one of her favourite toys don't ask me why) and pitches it onto her with perfect softball form. Bea-UTiful. I honestly could not have figured out a better way to brighten my day. The fact my mother-in-law was screaming while my daughter was laughing maniacally at her was too much for me. I'm dying.
     
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    Here is how Joan came together....not a bad effort all things considered. Guess this should go in the Halloween costume thread
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    Honestly I don't think it is that widely known. I only heard about it on this board and only a couple of my friends have ever seen it or really know of the show. It did get repetitive by the last two seasons or so. I went cheap and unimaginative so yeah. Kind of a lame night though, not as drunk as Id have like to have gotten. Also few girls in truly hot costumes.
     
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    It used to be a restaurant chain. Who names their restaurant after the dishwasher?
     
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    Can't tell if you pulled off the titanic wrack or not in that shot....
     
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    Watching Band of Brothers with French dubbing loses about 90% of its believability.
     
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    Wrong Steve:
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    OH, I pulled it off alright.
     
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    Today I'm dressed up as "Guy stuck at the office on a Sunday." Can't say it's a favorite of mine.
     
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