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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    Why do people here say I look nothing like they pictured? Do I type like an ugly, haggard harpy? WTF.

    mya, awesome costume. I wish I had the rack to pull that off.
     
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    How do people know what you look like TX? I don't believe that I ever saw a pic. But here is what I have in mind....I had always pictured you as a California type natural blond and athletic type of gal (even though you live in TX clearly) similar to this
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    Then you said who you get compared to, so now I picture you as this
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    From Facebook and Bikini Thread. Just thought it was weird for people to say that. Anywho.

    Any good stories from last night?
     
    #1723 TX., Oct 30, 2011
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    A fo' realz picture of TX:
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    For me, you know now that you mention it, other than the naked girl, my party was remarkably low key. Just good natured fun, drinking, dancing....the typical. Surely somebody else here has some stories of Halloween shenanigans.
     
    #1725 mya, Oct 30, 2011
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    Nothing too remarkable. I picked up a friend who lives in the Super Gay part of town and saw a bunch of dudes dressed up in S&M gear. I don't know if those were costumes or not...
     
    #1726 TX., Oct 30, 2011
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    Aaand here's the realistic version. It's too fucking dark when you go to work in the morning and it's the same story when you come home. Shall I take the snow mobile? No, because a gallon of gas is 8 dollars. You'd probably freeze to death anyway. Everyone is depressed and acting like cunts. And that hot blonde? She flees to Turkey with some smelly owner of a kebab restaurant. The very same restaurant which gave you diarrhea.

    Yeah...
     
    #1727 taikaviitta, Oct 30, 2011
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    My guess is costumes. I don't think people that are really into that just go walking around like that. Maybe a few of the real freaks, I don't know.

    In other news, I recommend you all check out Jason Priestley's show Call Me Fitz. He's the tits:

     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.onebit.us" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.onebit.us</a>

    Run by an e-bro from another forum, fucking awesome.


    Apparently I need to watch this show. That's fucking awesome.
     
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    Man, they just started the most cruel reality-tv challenge show over here.

    They took 12 Americans of distant Swedish ancestry, and then had professional genealogists trace their roots, and uncover the history of each of them.

    They flew them out here and now each of these people compete against one another, a la Survivor, and the last person standing gets to meet their relatives and learn their family history, the rest don't get shit.

    It seems like something you would expect guards at Teresenstadt to do for entertainment.
     
    #1730 kuhjäger, Oct 30, 2011
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    My night went from the surprising high of an asian girl rubbing her ass on my crotch at the bar while murmering, " I prefer anal." To the low of babysitting my girlfriend for three hours while she vomited all over my bathroom. Apparently I scored some brownie points though
     
    #1731 PewPewPow, Oct 30, 2011
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    October 30th is way to early to be seeing Christmas ads. We were shopping last week for fall decorations, and the stores had Christmas decorations up and Christmas music playing. Seriously, what the fuck? It's still October. At least wait until a week or so before Thanksgiving.

    Time to drink more, which will hopefully make me less annoyed by the world today.
     
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    That certainly seems like a good combination for a threesome.
     
    #1733 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    "She" wasn't talking about preferring anal in the way you were hoping.
     
    #1734 ghettoastronaut, Oct 30, 2011
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    Aw Ghetto, don't let one bad Asian experience taint your opinion of all of us.
     
    #1735 Angel_1756, Oct 30, 2011
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    I see what you did there.
     
    #1736 Gravitas, Oct 30, 2011
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    Who said it was bad? Don't worry, word on the block is that ghetto knows his way around a taint.

    EDIT: DAMN YOUR QUICK RED PAWS GRAVITAS.
     
    #1737 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    Speaking of anal sex, you want to know why I'm a great grandson? My grandmother (the one that's not dying) didn't have power today so I picked her up and brought her to my parents house an hour away where there's a wood stove and some food. After we were there for 20 minutes, she butters some bread and puts jelly on it (I almost threw up) and ate it and declared we dont have any food she wants and she *must* be taken home. This was only after she wanted me to stop by every McDonalds in the area to see if they we're open (they weren't). I took her home, and scratched my nuts real quick during the car ride and she gave me an uncomfortable lecture about how that's not polite to do in front of women. When I bring her to house I shovel her drive way quickly and nearly kill myself by almost stepping on a downed power line.

    Fuck today and snow in October. It can suck my cock sober.
     
    #1738 Juice, Oct 30, 2011
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    Go on.
     
    #1739 zyron, Oct 30, 2011
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    Note to all, please never reference anal sex and your grandmother in the same post ever again.
     
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