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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. mya

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    The problem with that chick (if you get past the ass and legs which are perfect) is the obvious fake tits on her. I know what you are thinking....and yes, she has tits.
     
    #1781 mya, Oct 30, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Well there's our disagreement right there. I would never do that.
     
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    That's a fair criticism. The legs and ass, though. Yum.
     
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    She's as impressed as the rest of us.

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    As she should be.
    Bubbles are the best.
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    You ain't never lied.
     
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    I did not want to come home.
     
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    Grindhouse: Deathproof is on. Holy shit, I forgot how hot Vanessa Ferlito is:



    Make sure to watch the whole thing; how she dances to the bridge of the song is great.
     
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    Not a stepchild. Definitely redhead.
     
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    Okay guys, cheesy physics themed pick up lines, nothing too creepy. So far:

    "You must be a super massive black hole because I'm really attracted to you."

    "You've found the wormhole to my heart."

    "How about you and me study the big bang?" (girls, too much?)

    "Baby, you're eyes shine brighter than a supernova."

    "I must have traveled to before the big bang when I saw you because time seems to have disappeared."

    "You seem to have caused a nuclear reaction in my pants." (too much, I think)

    Other possible subjects: Schrodinger's cat, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

    Aaaaaaaaand go.
     
    #1790 hotwheelz, Oct 30, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Do you ever wake up the morning after doing some drinking and get an unexpected message from a "hot, 5'11 blonde ddf guy" offering to come over to a place you don't live to make you a sandwich you no longer want?

    Uh...me neither.
     
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    What's "ddf"?
     
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  13. Nom Chompsky

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    I think drug and disease free.
     
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    Wow. I should put that on my business cards. Or use it in my email signature. What a great, get-to-know-you piece of info.
     
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    Apparently he has pictures. Should I try to get them?
     
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    Do you like having both kidneys? I'd be wary of how far down the rabbit hole I went...
     
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    Much better.
     
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    JESUS CHRIST, 123 PAGES? I thought this drunk thread was supposed to end on Tuesday.

    Anyway, in news from the asshole of Texas, a sheriff's deputy just got shot a little while ago about five miles from here, forcing Li'l Bandit and me to take a long detour to get to his grandmother's house due to the huge roadblock.

    I can't help but think of the first Motley Crue song I ever heard. (Wait until 3:42 for it.)

     
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    Last night was fun. I had a shindig at my place. We did a little dancing and such but it was mostly low key. I was the statue of liberty!

    And it was a freakin fishes and loaves event because I ended up with more crap food than I prepared.
     
    #1799 bewildered, Oct 30, 2011
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    "Baby, you're like a hypotonic solution, because you're making my turgor pressure rise."

    "It's a good thing Richard Feynman is dead, otherwise I'd never stand a chance with you."
     
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