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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Dcc001

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    New Bitch On Top

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    I love yoga. This woman is FIFTY-SIX YEARS OLD:

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    #1801 Dcc001, Oct 30, 2011
  2. mya

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    I love how she is wearing khaki shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops but just oozes sex appeal. If there is one thing that I have learned from here, I guess I like things more subtle than hard core.
     
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    So strong!! And bendy!!
     
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    The lapdance, or the yoga?
     
    #1804 Dcc001, Oct 30, 2011
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    It's all in execution... sometimes less is more. It just helps that Ferlito is just smoking hot to begin with. Even her name is sexy.
     
    #1805 katokoch, Oct 30, 2011
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    Ok, that was hot.
     
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    I don't know, D, I don't want people misrepresenting themselves as hot on the internet without proof...
     
    #1807 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    I think that I am just a big less is more type of person. I like the shape of the body, but don't necessarily want to look at the actual genitals. If looking at sexy images, I would much rather see the tease than actual penetration. Seeing some guy pounding away furiously while the gal screams out "OH YES OH YES FUCK ME" just not my thing.

    Man, I feel ashamed admitting that here.
     
    #1808 mya, Oct 30, 2011
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    Geez Nom, who would ever lie about something like that on the internet. I never suspected you for a skeptic.
     
    #1809 mya, Oct 30, 2011
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    This is downright churchly by comparison.

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    #1810 Nom Chompsky, Oct 30, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Goldfish cracker bags aren't half as big as they should be.
     
    #1811 dubyu tee eff, Oct 30, 2011
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    well, I am not QUITE that vanilla, but the pic is sweet.
     
    #1812 mya, Oct 30, 2011
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    Dude... http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-pickup-line-scientist-meme/robert-wabash
     
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    The lap dance is hot.

    But I was talking about the yoga.
     
    #1814 shimmered, Oct 30, 2011
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    Closing two different bars on a Sunday night means what, exactly?
     
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    I would imagine that the potential tenants who are coming in to view my apartment are confused by the contents:

    -massive stash of booze over the fridge and beer bottles decorating all the ledges
    -massive stack of papers on the kitchen table, the top of which is an article from the NEJM
    -books in italian, french, and english on the bookshelf
    -a motorcycle helmet
    -a saxophone
    -two guitars
    -70L camping backpack

    I wonder what they think of me.
     
    #1816 ghettoastronaut, Oct 30, 2011
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    The weirdest thing I saw touring a potential house was a dozen leaves randomly taped onto the wall. It smelled strongly of patchouli too. Hmmm...
     
    #1817 katokoch, Oct 30, 2011
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    The new GEICO ad makes me irrationally angry.

    The GEICO caveman is playing Scrabble with Washington Redskins linebacker Brian Orakpo. Geico caveman plays cat. Okapo smiles, and then plays Neanderthal, despite their being no pre-existing subwords.

    GEICO man walks away, offended... WITHOUT POINTING OUT THAT NEANDERTHAL HAS 11 LETTERS. As there were no subwords, Orakpo used at least ten tiles. Them's not the rules!

    In other news, I am too nerdy to function in modern society.
     
    #1818 MoreCowbell, Oct 30, 2011
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    You know things are rough when you buy a pint of Blue Bell (which you haven't had in years) and can't eat any of it. Nothing sounds good. I don't want to eat, or sleep, or study. But, I should always be in the mood to eat ice cream, damnit!
     
    #1819 TX., Oct 31, 2011
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    My suggestion is whiskey.
     
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