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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. ASL

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    On the ice cream.
     
  2. Gravitas

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    Yeah, I have heard that Jack and Coke Floats aren't too bad actually.
     
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    I had to try it. It's good, but I prefer Sailor Jerry's rum and root beer floats.
     
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    Here's a guy who's trying so hard to get laid, he's not.
     
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    On an unrelated note, Jay-Z and Kanye was AMAZING!!! The show started over an hour late, so they cut out all of the extracurricular crap ... Chatter with the crowd, breaks between sets, and the like. They came out together, did a couple of songs from Watch the Throne, then just took turns performing two or three of their hits at a time, then they'd do a couple of them together, then individually again. The energy in the crowd was off the charts for the entire show. After they did Niggas in Paris, the crowd cheered and screamed so loud that they did it two more times, and each one was as good as the first. Fantastic show, my eardrums and I are still in our happy places.
     
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    What's that? Get drunk and smoke some drugs 12 hours before work? Why... yes, you should feel irrationally terrible to wake up.

    I look and feel like a bowl of shit. This should be awesome. As soon as the sun comes out I might bleed to death.

    Try spaghetti. I'm always in the mood for that. Depression, tragedy, happiness, post coital, reading the actual definition of post coital... it's always appropriate. Sometimes I chop it up with a credit card into thin, tight lines, and snort it with no less than a rolled up 20.

    Frankly, I just think it's funny to feed the skinny girl carbs until she bursts.

    And now... tits:

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    That's you isn't it?


    Girls with artistic talent are hot.
     
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    Does it get annoying that she is constantly singing Sweet Dreams and that song from the third Lord of the Rings?
     
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    We've missed you, french fry. Did she says yes?
     
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    Yes she did, thanks for asking! While driving down to where I was going to propose with some (but not too much) schedule margin, some stoner asshole decided he was going to threaten to jump off a bridge and closed the whole goddamn freeway down right where I was supposed to get off. So everything nearly went to conplete shit but I was able to work around it and everything went awesome, so yay! I am pretty happy with that part of my life right now.

    As for physics pick-up lines, I really have none. Maybe "I'm going to have to look in your box to check the state of your kitty. For scientific reasons, of course."
     
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    Well, it took an entire can of hairspray and about eight million bobby pins, but I got this hair into a beehive. Y-incision applied, makeup done, just need to touch up the zombie grey face paint, grab my bottle of Jack and pack of smokes and I'm good to go to work.

    Too soon?
     
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    I asked my boys' dad to buy their halloween costumes, since he had them for the past week. He said it was no problem, and called and let me know he'd picked them up.
    Cool.
    The boys got home last night. I ask to see their costumes...
    Minime has just about the lamest, cheapest, cheesiest vampire costume a kid could get. Two sizes too small.
    Bug has a Scream mask. That's it. Nothing else.
    AND because he didn't take them trick or treating Saturday night, I'm pretty sure they've missed the festivities for the year.

    I want to punch him.
     
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    I get that college kids/adults celebrate Halloween on the nearest Friday or Saturday night because it's all about getting hammered and getting laid, but kids trick or treat on the 31st, no exceptions. Get your shit in order Texas.
     
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    That's waht I'm saying, unfortunately, I'm pretty sure my area decided to trick or treat Saturday night as well.
    Lame.
     
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    My son had to show up to 1st grade today dressed as a farmer for Fall Ferstival...not Halloween (thanks right wing Christians and Jehovah's Witnesses!).

    His mom just texted me a picture. He has on: jeans, a huge straw hat, a white tshirt, a red bandana around his neck and (for some reason) a large black fake mustache.

    He looks like the illegitimate love child of Juan Valdez and Pablo Escobar.
     
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    I've never seen a kid trick-or-treat on any other day here. It's always the 31st.

    I spent Halloween in Minnesota a few years ago, and all of my husbands hick farm friends wanted to know if we'd celebrated or even heard of Halloween in Canada. After a few beers, I had them convinced that not only had we never partaken in Halloween festivities in the Great White North, but that we'd also never heard of Valentine's Day. I did however make a big deal about us celebrating Steak and Blowjob day here every year. Us Canadians... we rock.
     
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    I can understand that since the 31st is on a school night this year that if you were going to have a party, it would have been on Saturday night. But trick or treating shouldn't last past 9pm, so that should be done today.

    Too bad it's been pouring here all weekend and it's supposed to last until tomorrow.
     
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    yeah shimmered, just take them around anyway. any traditionalist will have candy. if kids had come knocking on my door any other day, I wouldn't have answered it. Halloween is on the 31st for door to door trick or treaters.
     
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    I think I'mma take them out anyway. I just...kind of shake my head at how he so epically failed on this. He hasn't had them for Halloween in YEARS, and BEGGED me to let him have them...and then didn't come through.
     
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    It would suck donkey dick for your kids' halloweens to be ruined because their daddy is a douchebag... no doubt taking them out tonight would be awesome.

    Besides, that gives you an opportunity to dress up too!
     
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