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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Labcoat? Check. Glasses? Check. Camera secretly hidden in my pillow? Talking Computer? Check and check.

    Hope this works.
     
    #1901 hotwheelz, Oct 31, 2011
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    Fixed that one for you.
     
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    What?
     
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    You know how these kids get so entitled? No one calls them on their bullshit. Trick or treat? Trick me, motherfucker. I dare you.
     
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    Two kids? Two goddamned kids? That's it? All that effort for two fucking kids?
     
    #1905 Angel_1756, Oct 31, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    Context is important.
     
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    Trick or treaters, you pervert. We had two sad little trick or treaters.
     
    #1907 Angel_1756, Oct 31, 2011
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    I'm not getting nearly the volume I did last year. I attribute it to my laziness about not carving pumpkins this time round.
     
    #1908 Dcc001, Oct 31, 2011
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    Okay guys, wish me luck.
     
    #1909 hotwheelz, Oct 31, 2011
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    Good luck! (did you friend ever come 'round?)
     
    #1910 bewildered, Oct 31, 2011
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    Fuck me! (this is both an exclamation and a request)
     
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    My husband is making me watch scary movies. I want to cry. At least I have a blanket to cover my eyes.
     
    #1912 hooker, Oct 31, 2011
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    Did you give out shitty candy last year?
     
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    My mom gave me some shitty individual packs of candy corn. I didn't expect kids to come by here. I'm glad they didn't, I would feel bad for giving out that shit.
     
    #1914 bewildered, Oct 31, 2011
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    Things more moving along at a pretty good clip out here in the 'burbs, but have lulled for the past 30 minutes or so. The next kid to ring my doorbell is probably going to score himself about 50 mini candy bars.

    And as a side not, if you are old enough to wear heels (even if you can't yet walk in them), you are probably too old to be trick or treating.

    Annnnndddd, the diet started today. SOMEBODY BETTER TAKE THIS FUCKING CANDY OR I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH.
     
    #1915 mya, Oct 31, 2011
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    GO MYA! You can do it. Just make your husband eat it, or give the next kid all the junk food in your house. Other than the fact that no kids are coming by here this year, it would be impossible to give my junk food away like that. I don't think their parents would appreciate me handing out jello shots.
     
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    Man, I love me some candy corn. I haven't had a single piece this year. All that wasted opportunity when I was insisting on not being accountable.

    I think there are a few of us on diets currently, yep, we can do it.
     
    #1917 mya, Oct 31, 2011
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    Ahem. Does someone who carves pumpkins like this:

    [​IMG]

    ...give out shitty candy? I think not.
     
    #1918 Dcc001, Oct 31, 2011
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    Those are some seriously badass pumpkins.
     
    #1919 hooker, Oct 31, 2011
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    I just had an orange-gasm.
     
    #1920 hooker, Oct 31, 2011
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