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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    I just had a red beans and rice fart. Close enough.
     
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    I ate Qdoba. Not 20 minutes later, I released a torrent of butt-water into the toilet. Fuck that place.
     
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    Ruh roh.

    Our TV is broken. And I'm drunk. So that's cool.
     
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    What did you eat? Spicy food doesn't do that to me, but I have a serious problem with iceberg lettuce in general, at Olive Garden, specifically. Maybe they don't wash their produce well? Actually, everything at the OG gives me bowel problems. I think they shit in their food and then charge you $20 a plate. Fuck that place.
     
    #1924 bewildered, Oct 31, 2011
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    Cooooooool.

     
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    I wish this was my halloween costume:

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    Queso steak burrito, with sour cream and guacamole. Was it the sour cream? Fuck if I know.
     
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    Maybe it was the fake cheese. Your body knows that it doesn't belong there.
     
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    Finally, another ass to compete with shimmered:

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    Be thankful for strong asses. Otherwise, we'd have to have long tails like the dinosaurs!
     
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    It is like Fazolis with wine and shittier bread sticks. What do you expect it to do with your bowels? This is like sleeping with a guy wearing skinny jeans, and wondering why he cant keep it up, or how you ended up with aids.
     
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    Jesus, those legs and ass are so fine they don't even look real to me. That's my favorite so far.
     
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    Paging primer to the white courtesy phone, primer to the white courtesy phone...
     
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    My expectations were shattered at about age 8. When your mom wants to eat there for lunch, you just go with the flow. It isn't a place that I ever pick, and if a friend suggests it, I just offer up better suggestions.
     
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    Oh my God I see Christmas lights.
     
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    Is that a bad joke?
     
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    No I wish. My neighbours just turned them on. I feel sad.
     
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    Exactly. Methinks, "Photoshop."
     
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    I didn't want to be the photoshop naysayer but yes, I am inclined to agree.
     
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    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this...

    Anyone have any tips for removing temporary tattoos? Fun as this is, I don't fancy the idea of waking up looking like a crack whore tomorrow.
     
    #1940 Angel_1756, Oct 31, 2011
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