As a Southerner, I came late to the Catholic Schoolgirl thing. A younger erstwhile fuckbuddy decided that, although I had a miserable stomach cramp, she wanted some dick anyway and used her nuclear option. She put on her old uniform. We fucked like animals. As a scrawny public-school lad, I fancied myself the rebellious outsider. My formative fantasies involved seducing the most wholesome, fit, popular girl I could find and defiling the shit out of her. And, goddamn it, I'm sticking with them: Although Sexy Cowgirl is an intriguing write-in: NSFW
Maybe it's because I grew up in Texas. Or maybe I just like a tight ass in tight jeans. Or maybe it's the thought of her wrapping those boots around you and hanging on for a ride that just does it for me. NSFW
As pro blowjob as we all are I can't believe nobody has said this yet, but for. fucking. sure. this bitch's choppers would definitely snag on your dick. Then you'd have to knock them out and make her start all over.
Where did I say that I wouldn't fuck Chopper Queen? I didn't even say that I wouldn't let her suck my dick. I'm just saying that for fucking sure, I'm going to inspect her lips over teeth curling technique beforehand.
Reminds me of something my old man used to say. "Never look a gift blowjob in the mouth." Something like that.
In retrospect it should have been obvious. Where the fuck would that tail have come from in real life?
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