Two chicks at the same time

What's the rule on conjoined twins? Does that count as a threesome? Does it depend on where they join?

I'm not saying I've done this...I swear.

 

Of course you have, most conjoined twins look like retards from the show life goes on, only double. Enjoy your single-pussy-drool-fuck-o-tard night much?

 

Hey, stop jumping to conclusions. He never said they were female conjoined twins.

 

My bad, but don't all retards look like Corky from Life Goes On?

 

Not necessarily even that good.



Ladies, who wants to be spit roasted by these fellows?

 

Double post...sorry

 

But that's the thing...if it's 1 pussy but 2 heads, I don't think it can really be a threesome. You have to count the number of pussies. And then what if it is 1 head and 2 snatches? What if one head says yes and the other says no? Is that rape?

 

Do we really have to have this fucking stupid argument again? Cause you know what's awesome? Girls who like to fuck, and don't feel like a gaggle of hypocrits will judge them about it afterward. Are you really going to try and make a case that a woman who's take on sex is identical to the average guy is a bad thing? Something that needs to be fucking discouraged? Cause you know who has the best fucking sexlife in the world? Gay men. Because all the people they want to fuck, have exactly the same sexual attitudes. Imagine for a moment, a world where women fucked men, like gay guys fuck other gay guys. And after you clean yourself up - realize that this sort of attitude is a huge part of why it isn't like that.

At the risk of falling into feminist speak - if more guys were sex positive and actually cool with women being sexual creatures - instead of being judgmental douche bags - more girls would be way more relaxed about fucking and everyone would win. For fuck sake.

Heh, you need to swing for the bleachers to get a slow clap out of the crowd that was there for that party. Now if you'd had the threesome on the desert table 3 or 4 hours earlier...

 

But what if it's two girls and one of them doesn't have a vagina and she just does the ass-to-mouth thing all night long?

Truly, one of life's great conundrums.

 

Simple...if she doesn't have a vagina, she's not really a woman. A female head is not enough. You must also count the tits. If it's one ass and one vagina, you have to make them pick one as their own.

 

See, I meant two separate females (no twins of any kind), one of whom has a congenital defect in which she is born without a vagina.

Maybe if the other one has been born with two vaginas, they could even each other out or something.

 

I say that one woman with two vaginas = threesome. One woman with no vagina = useless. Unless she has an asshole. Maybe they could surgically add a vagina within the asshole. It could be like a cloaca, or as I tenderly name it, a vajanus.

 

I have to say it isn't quite a threesome, it isn't 2 girls that need your cock, it's one girl with pussy to spare.

"Put it in my vajanus, xrayvision!" Vajanus- the dirtiest pussy you can find...

 

If I had a nickel . . .

 

It sounds like a homeless dude handout, haha.

 

So...if I want two cocks in me at once, I am a slut? But if a guy wants two pussies at once he is a stud?

This will never make sense to me.

 

Its a lot easier to be a slut than it is to be a stud. To be a slut, you just have to ask two guys to fuck you at the same time. A stud has to work his way into the act.


There is no double standard; Just the way the world works.

 

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I saw the show on these chicks and that's no photoshop.

 

And every one of you sick bastards would put your penis in the middle of that and let them work it together. Every last one of you.