I'll go see it. It looks like it has some big movie scenes that only big movies can film, that Ridley Scott can pull off. Connie Nielsen looks pretty good for 24 years later, too.
They had to pull the trailer, because they made up the critics quotes for other movies? https://variety.com/2024/film/news/...railer-offline-fake-critic-quotes-1236114337/ This still looks like it's going to be a shit show.
Just make up fake quotes like authors do for their book covers. You just use generic sources, like so: “UNFORGETTABLE! Witnessing this movie was like receiving a blowjob from Jesus Christ himself.” - The Sun-Times Or use Jeff Craig from “Sixty Second Preview”. Lots of movies did over the years, and to my knowledge he didn’t actually exist as a person.
I am definitely going to see Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice this weekend. (This week's Smartless podcast is with Michael Keaton and really good, btw) But, I'm not sure I'm going to see this one . . . And, I really like Amy Adams.
A mainstream body-horror film, made by the director of “Revenge”. I want to see it for just how gross it could get.
I’ll see it because of the filmmaker behind it. Often his films seem stupid on the surface, but he has made some real bangers so far.
I’ll watch it. I think it looks like a flashier version of Moon. It’ll probably be a fun couple of hours if nothing else.
“Moon” is criminally unappreciated. Sam Rockwell gave a performance that should have swept award shows that year.
Okay, I never thought I'd type these words, but . . . "An MMA fighter gets trained by Jesus to kick ass in ancient Jerusalem." Alrighty, then.
I’m in. I may be drunk at the time, but I’m in. Bonus points if Rogan has a cameo as a fight announcer.