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Upcoming Movies Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Diogenes The Cynic, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Juice

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    It's incredibly stupid, I bet its some shit Ben Affleck worked into the script or something. Its just obnoxious, contemporary political soap boxing in a superhero movie, how fucking stupid do we have to get?

    As for this movie, Margot Robbie looks amazing. Leto's joker... we'll see. I dont know how you can have the Joker with the mouth scars, so who knows.
     
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    I might be the only person who thinks Affleck can do a good Batman. He won't go down as the best, but I don't think he will fuck this up. I DO think everything around him will be an enormous fuck-up.

    Hopefully, the trailer is just showing the first four minutes of the movie and not actual plot points. Hopefully.
     
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    Will Smith must be DeadShot, I also see Killer Croc, Enchantress, Katana, Slipknot and Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney). Don't know who Batman is, they really made him look like the comic version in the trailer.

    I wish I knew why people go apeshit for Harley. Margot Robbie is hot and a good actress but I can't remember Quinn NOT being one of DC's most obnoxious characters. That's the power of cosplay I guess.
     
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    I only know Harley from the animated series. The slutty Harly is just God's gift to Halloween, I guess.

    This is the problem: Marvel started with Iron Man, then added Thor, Captain America, etc...not every character got a standalone film (How is Hawkeye a fucking Avenger? HOW?), but I at least know who they are and what they can do inside the movie universe. DC isn't doing that, and assuming I know who/what DeadShot, Killer Croc, Enchantress, Katana, Slipknot and Captain Boomerang (seriously?) is might be a huge mistake.

    My favorite DC property: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1316546/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    I think if DC developed 100 Bullets, Preacher and Sandman (or any of the 100000000 other awesome Vertigo titles) into TV shows, they would trump Marvel's money machine in a major way. Marvel's characters fit the movies well, the small screen....not so much. There's only so much super-hero fuckery I will pay $9 to witness....
     
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    I'd like to see an R-rated Marvel crossover of Blade and The Punisher. Maybe throw in The Crow too.
     
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    Next to Watchmen I think Preacher: Book One is the best graphic novel in history. So brutal and merciless, making it into a movie is a must, but it has to be done without any Lowest Common a Denominator pandering. It isn't for everyone. AMC may be developing into a series, that sounds promising but it won't be hardcore enough.
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    Please just give me motherfucking Gambit and dont fuck it up.
     
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    Channing Tatum as Gambit is classified as a crime.

     
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    The whole greedy corporation needing to "weaponize" their intellectual property is getting pretty fucked out.
     
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    Super hero movies are getting pretty fucked out in general, theres just too many and theyre becoming tiring.
     
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    Wow, this looks worse then the last set of Fantastic 4 if that is at all possible.
     
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    Omg.adorbs
     
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    Cool, I look forward to seeing how they portray the time machine the cave boy uses to go back in time 62 million years. Unless this is a creationist sponsored film, then it's going to be weird.
     
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    I think the idea is the dinosaurs just went on reproducing for the 62 million years.
     
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    But the asteroid tho.
     
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    Huh??? It missed.
     
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    Wait, so it's not a documentary?!
     
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    Pretty sure I said the same thing. In 2005.
     
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    This looks great. I don't care if Ryan Reynolds sucks. It appears that there are naughty sexy time scenes with Morena Baccarin. I'll pay to see it just for that.