I wish I had some checked luggage right about now. I'd have brought back a case of Augustiner and a cow's worth of doner kebab. Fuck Berlin is awesome.
Yes, in all fairness, I don't tell you guys that he takes care of the yard (no way would I be up to his standards on that), he hand washes my car and gets the oil changed (most of the time before I even wake up in the morning), and does kitchen clean up after I cook. He is a wonderful guy who does a lot of wonderful things for me! But the little shit in manipulating me on this and I won't stand for it! and rachii, he is a guy, unless he is actively vomiting or bleeding to death, I think anytime is appropriate to suggest sex.
Anyone watch Nazi's at the center of the Earth? Is it even worth it for the "so bad it's good" factor? Well the other option is that you married someone stupid enough to go out of his way to piss off his wife when she's already stressed to the nines. While going food shopping and not getting food is pretty dumb it's probably the lesser of two evils, especially since they'res always take out.
I, for one, am a little concerned. Blue Dog started this whole WOOOO! WDT WILL HAVE A DRINK THEME EACH WEEK! idea. Then, Nom, the substitute teacher, had to start the WDT. And, though La Esposa popped her head in, we have not heard from BD. Hope the l'il feller's okay.
Civic Holiday is not a holiday for everyone. I fyou work in a factory or in an office, chances are you have the day off. Work in retail, and you're on because all the stores are closed. This is always my favourite long weekend. The weather is always perfect and it's not labour day so there's still some summer left. This year, I just got soft leather La-Z-Boy recliners. So awesome. Bring a whole new comfort to watching TV. Plus, I also got a new five fot tall tool chest, so it's been a GREAT weekend. And, my kid in finally asleep so I'm going to get baked. That makes it an even BETTER weekend. 'Night, don't let the bed bed bugs bite because if they do they'll infest you and those peckerheads are tough to get rid of. And no, laundry and vaccuuming doesn't work. Call the pros. And don't let the bed bugs bite. THEY SUUUUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD BLAUH BLAUH!!!
I like bows. NSFW I just discovered big tits blog. I'll see you guys in a week. P.S. This image is HUGE. NSFW
(Male) gay porn isn't generally my thing, but something has happened to me with all this Olympics coverage where I react to seeing pictures of two male teammates or competitors with "You know what would be hot? If they made out." Maybe it's just the overwhelming amounts of testosterone or the association with ancient Greece, but I can't get gay porn out of my mind lately. And it's weird.
There is a 260k barrel a day crude refinery on fire in California. I might be doing some walking for a while.
It takes a crap load of people to get that mother on Mars. This video mixed in the live footage of mission control and the animation of the descent: linky Way to go, nerds!
Any nerds know of the technology these photo porn sites are using to constantly break links? I think they're on to us. The links worked fine when I posted them, and now they don't.
I'm at work so I can't look, but my guess is that they never worked. The photos were in your browser cache, so when you posted them the browser retrieved the photos out of cache to display them - but nobody else could see them. Now your cache is getting refreshed and you're seeing the same broken links everyone saw the first time. A lot of sites prevent external linking for images.
My sister's father-in-law walked up to me this morning and handed me $20. I was puzzling exactly why he was handing me a $20 bill because he doesn't speak English. Does he want me to go to the store and get him something? If so...what? Is he maybe trying to bribe me into doing something stupid to amuse him? Possibly this is some sort of sneaky Buddhist mind trick just to fuck with me? Finally me sister explained to me "He give it to you. He win $5000 playing the Bingo last night." Damn.
Maybe he wants that to be gas money and he figures you can make it to Mississippi on three quarters of a tank.
I thought Catholics had the corner on bingo. Now Buddhists are taking a piece of the action? What's next, Mormons running casinos?