Just because it originated as a meme from a wedding photo of one of your chicken fried exes doesn't mean you can't enjoy it like the rest of us...
Silk vanilla soy. Never tried the almond milk. Lately, I've been having kefir with my Kashi Go lean and some type of fruit. Probiotics and all that. Have to admit, I've noticed a difference in my eliminations. And I always found the best hangover recovery was to drink spicy Bloody Marys until I was drunk again, but later found this remedy to have some untoward side effects, like alcoholism.
Incorrect sir. Everybody knows OM NOM NOM is the sound Cookie Monster makes when he's eating a delicious cookie.
Fuck white girls and then come back and tells us about it in a manner that makes it sound like you aren't a terrible braggart? That last part might be a little difficult.
The pool party at The Palms is really sweet. I think it's Friday or Saturday afternoon. Don't do, The Heart Attack Grill.
Don't forget, he makes all of them feel things they've never felt with another guy before. Ever. Never ever. Nope. Because lord knows when you hear "I've never done anything like this before" it's the pure, unadulterated truth. Parker is like a sexual Sir Edmund Hillary.
Braggart? How dare you? I mean I'm only staying here which is a notch-up from a Motel 8 and flying on one of these which is the equivalent of WWII bi-plane. Come on. I'm being very humble about this. FreeCorps, come on. Sorry I don't hook-up with all the sleazy whores you do, but that last girl is a friend of mine and does not pay me many other compliments. She hasn't said anything like it since. Sometimes you just have an MVP performance. Chin up little guy, maybe one day you will hook-up with an unjaded girl that enjoys you in bed... Kubla, the Palms is a great idea. I won't be very far from there. Why not the grill? More suggestions what I should do and not do please. I treasure all of your opinions. And there is an In and Out Burger in Vegas right? Someone said its not as good as the ones in L.A. true or false?
Go to one of the clubs at the Cosmopolitan/Aria/anywhere in the new city center. Chandelier Bar is impressive, Haze is badass. Go play beer pong with college kids at O'Sheas and stay to gamble with white trash that comes for the in house Burger King, cheap stakes, and cause there is usually a midget dressed as a leprechaun outside. Definitely hit up the pool parties during the day, they are nuts. And make sure to check under rocks and in heavy shade for where your precious, ghostly gingers hide.
You should not reserve a rental car and accept a minivan when they're out of mid size cars. Then, you should not back over a high ball glass that some asshole left behind your tire in the parking garage. Then, you should not change the blown tire to the ridiculous tiny spare and tinker toy jack included with the minivan, causing you to show up late for a business meeting. You should not do that - I know it sounds fun, but I can tell you - it's not. Man, those guys with all the snide remarks . . . it's almost like you posted on a messageboard and invited people to comment.