No I meant that part for real. Some of you guys have a lot of great fucking stories that I'm jealous of, so when it comes to Vegas, I'm literally making a spreadsheet with ideas. Keep them coming. Everything else I'm just dicking around.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.tix4tonight.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tix4tonight.com/</a> Cheaper tickets to tons of awesome shows and places to eat.
I second hanging out at The Cosmopolitan, just walking around is fun there, they have fun stuff to look at in every nook and cranny. If you can get into their pool area, do it. I think it is technically for the hotel guests, but they let us in last time because we wanted to "look around". There is an In N Out, but you have to take a cab to get there, with all the great food that Vegas has to offer within walking distance, why bother (yes, I am still bitter about being dragged to a fast food restaurant via cab on my last trip to Vegas). For nightlife, I like Tao, it is pretty diverse, but know that they have opened many many new places since I have been there so somebody may have other suggestions. If you like good steak/food, there is a Charlie Palmer there at the Four Seasons where they have a cut of the week prix fixe menu. The best part of that is that it includes wine, and they aren't shy about keeping it flowing. So when you get tired of paying $20 for a cocktail/glass of wine, the $48 fee for three courses of food and drinks seems like a real bargain (and you were going to pay $20 to get a cab for a fast food burger anyway, so isn't that even more of a bargain?). Plus they have these awesome fuzzy chairs. Spoiler
IN N Out stores are all owned by the company. There are no franchises. They burgers are very consistent from store to store so a Las Vegas burger will be the same as you would get in Los Angeles or anywhere else. If you have never had one, Vegas would be as good a spot as any to try. They are nothing magical, just a reasonable priced burger, made fresh and to your order. The thing I have always been most impressed with in IN N Out is the workstaff. They just do not make mistakes. If I were going to Vegas for the first time, I would make some time to take in the free shows that are on the strip. The Bellagio fountains are pretty cool as well as the Mirage Volcano and Treasure Island Pirate production ( in a Vegas trashy sort of way). I have not seen the City Center and would love to go see that structure next time I am in Vegas. Now I have to get to work. Damnit.
To take down my braggartness, as some of you are taking it a touch too seriously. I'm completely freeloading on this trip. My best friend's girlfriend couldn't go and he was going with his dad and future stepmom (who is the wealthy one paying for everything, and its her privarte jet). I say that to say that a lot of the trip is planned, I have not asked many questions as being the freeloader, but I know 3 shows lined up, and then my guy who lives in L.A. just called me with tickets to Elvis Cirque du Soleil. I just want to have some ideas to toss out because my friend who I'm going with is not a planner and want to have ideas for downtime.
Question on the in and out burgers, I heard they're cooked in mustard or something. I fucking hate mustard but there's a few things with mustard in it (namely BBQ sauce), are there any other mustard haters that have tried them?
Stay indoors. It's 9:45AM and already 102 degrees with enough humidity (Only 20%, but that's pretty high for here) to make it miserable. The next few days are forecast to be 110+. Fuck this shit. Also stay away from my nieces. I don't want to read about how you met a freaky Asian or Latina in Vegas and she is now your tongue whipped slave because you pleasured her like no man, woman, or domestic pet ever has, or ever will again.
Am I the only one who would be way more impressed if you were flying there in a WWII bi plane? These guys know what I'm talking about.
Wait, aren't you white? I'm so confused about you and your family. I will only brag if it happens. Which I highly doubt any of that stuff will. My friend doesn't drink that much, but he does plan on getting two prostitutes to have sex with each other. That's probably all I'll have story wise.
I spend all my time in Vegas at the poker room of the Venetian, the Bellagio or the Aria. I've heard good things about the Wynn's poker room too, but I haven't been there.
I'm assuming Parker would want the Aria, considering how high he and his fellow ballers need to play. In fact, they have his rack all ready for him:
My family is like the God damn United Nations. I can't even be a stereotypical racist hillbilly because some folks in my family just couldn't keep it zippered.
Vegas meetup: Toytoy and Parker. Gruff older white guy meets young, brash, black guy. Hollywood gold. You guys could solve crimes and stuff.
In fairness to Parker, I, too, have become acquainted (yes, in the biblical sense) with a young woman who has said some extremely flattering things in regards to the skill with which I have made her acquaintance and there's simply no way to say something like "my dick was halfway in and she said I was far deeper than anyone else had been" without sounding like a braggart. Especially when she tells you that the last guy she slept with was this black guy in Chicago.
Sheesh, I almost wish I was still sleeping around now that I know you guys take all of that " oh my god, you are the best lover/fuck I have ever had" crap to heart. Bet it makes you break out all your top moves
OK, geez, so I prey on women who have previously dated short, inadequate, lousy men to make myself look better by comparison. Isn't that what the American dream is all about?