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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    It's quite funny when you and your friends sleep with the same girl and compare notes on what she said during sex...the exact same thing to each of you.
     
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    Let me guess...

    "You're my favorite cousin!"
     
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    "Mooooooo"?
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    "Tell me about the Civil War?"
     
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    Not really. Once they started talking, I just put my dick in their mouths.
     
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    You mean The War of Northern Aggression? Damn Yankees.
     
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    Up here we just call it "The Lesson." Don't make us teach you another one.
     
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    Hey, I didn't say I've done this to EVERY girl. Just this one who I'm very good friends with and I still sleep with and she has NOT said anything else remotely complimentory besides "you're doing a fine job" since. She wasn't blowing smoke up my ass.

    Thanks for the Vegas PMs people, keep them coming!

    Also, Toytoy, how would I know they're related to you? Just so I know which girls to ask about anal...
     
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    Parker - just make sure you finish it all up Randy Travis-style. Nude, DWI and threatening the cops. Or, as toytoy calls it, Monday.
     
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    That happened in my hometown.






    These motherfuckers who are fucking around with the whole CrossFit/Anthos thing are inspiring a fightcloud of hate.
     
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    Spent the morning moving my furniture into the new rental house. Currently sitting on a pillow in the apartment, with a rubbermaid container table, eating a tasty burrito and watching TV on the old CRT set.

    I think I have one of those Parrot Bay frozen drink pouches in the freezer.....that should recharge me for the next trip to the house.
     
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    What the hell are you talking about?
     
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    Glassmans are divorcing. Each owns 50% of the company. Wife wants to sell her shares of company to a venture capitalist group. Neither side is being too clear on intentions but both are asking for affiliate owner support in the situation.
    My position is one of hands off until something happens that affects my business.

    It's getting ridiculous. Google CrossFit and anthos.
     
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    OK so it's a public holiday tomorrow in S.A.. National Women's Day. So, a continued drunk thread?

    Also, I have a sore throat and it's awful because I know it's going to become a cold, but hasn't yet. FUCK. I've been able to avoid getting a cold for over a year. I'm now going to cough until roughly your American Thanksgiving. Fuck this shit in its rusty asshole.

    Also, swallowing food or drink SUCKS.

    No, I will not swallow anything else. Fuck off.
     
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    In my opinion, the sooner you get that bumbling idiot, Glassman out of the picture, the better off the whole organization will be. Yeah, he started it but he's gone completely fucking delusional. I know it sucks for the individual franchisees, but if there's a way you can all keep your boxes and the name and not have that Class 3 knuckle-fucker as the head or your organization, the better off you'll all be.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Isn't that more Dixiebandit's style? I thought Toytoy just has a tendency to nearly get himself killed in the most startling of fashions.
     
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    I hate the world right now. Just got home from campus...2 exams today. Both were written by profs who write for the state licensure exam and specialist certification exams. I feel like I just took both, and all I want now is a bottle of scotch. Oh, wait. I have to start studying for the Thurs 8 am exam that's wroth 90% of my grade. Fuck Wednesday in the ass.
     
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    If you have time, it's worth the read. I'm not sure what to make of some of the stuff that's being thrown around.

    Don't get me wrong. VC isn't a great thing but then again...anything that has HQ this antsy is curious.
     
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    Having your husband leap on top of you and yell BOO! while you are sleeping is one way to wake up.

    He finds new ways to scare the bejesus out of me every week. And every single time, my only reaction is to curl up and go Wahhhhh!
     
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