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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    Nay sir.

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    There is no link, but I am guessing you meant to link to Oettinger
     
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    1) That Mountain Crest does have a fantastic can.

    2) Are you kidding me? I didn't take you for a beer snob.
     
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    I have no idea what this is. I thought that I had accidentally typed a haiku. I did not. Bt anyway, my first post as a haiku:

    Spilled wine on the cat
    Poor thing smells like a hobo
    Yes, we have a cat.
     
    #364 kuhjäger, Aug 9, 2012
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    I'm not a beer snob but I know piss when I taste it. I'd drink the hell out of some miller lite or bud light or coors light....pick a beer...before I drank that stuff. It is awful.
     
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    Huh, my ex-wife says that I consider Li'l Bandit to be my "Trophy Son." Yeah, I do.
     
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    Story time!
     
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    Oh...my...
     
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    NO! I've told it once while drunk. NEVER AGAIN.
     
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    But I CAN
     
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    No you won't! You're sworn to secrecy, like drunk confessions to a less drunk priest.
     
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    But it's such a good story!
     
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    I'll save it for the next time I decide to drink all the beer in the fridge.
     
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    I feel like these WDT's should be viewable by members only....
     
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    Let me guess, you were stung by a jellyfish in the mouth. Sure....likely story.
     
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    You know if you hold your cock'n'balls just right it looks just like a jellyfish right.

    IS this one of those penthouseletters stories that starts with, "I never thought this could happen to a straight guy like me BUT......."
     
    #376 Veovis, Aug 9, 2012
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    My guess is that the reason you are asking this question is to decide if you need to grab the jergens or not.
     
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    HA, it's just the suspense of "THE STORY" now is making me concerned that it won't like up to the hype.

    Don't let this be like the Godzilla remake, although I bet Mathew Broderick is still involved for some reason.
     
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    Sorry, You've been pre-empted by this brew

    My Dad and I traded cans of this garbage back and forth for years because we knew how awful it was. My dumb-ass little sister lost it in customs.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://beeradvocate.com/beer/style/6" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://beeradvocate.com/beer/style/6</a>

    It relied on a widget to give it head, and once that happened, it tasted like an old shoe. Fucking awful.
     
    #379 iczorro, Aug 9, 2012
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    Um... We've established that you like dudes already right? So....
     
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