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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Soo, how is marriage, ballsack?
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    The FUCK you say. I love that stuff, and I am not alone. I've managed to get British people hooked on it. Yeah, people from England, a country with beers that you can roll up and smoke.
     
    #383 Crown Royal, Aug 9, 2012
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    I wouldn't call it being gay. I personally always refer to it as "Searching for the love I could never find in my priest."
     
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    Maybe minus her jacked shoulders and the fact that her face, to put it nicely, is busted as shit. Once a girl has the perpetual flex in her arms/shoulders, then Crossfit stops being hot.
     
    #385 JWags, Aug 9, 2012
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    I'm gonna step in on 'sack's benefit here. Crossfit girls are fucking super hot. They ALL have that V at the bottom of the abs. You just have to get beyond the fact that they can bench you, or pick up 'Sack's check with a roundoff back hand spring into a jockstrap that fits them comfortably, then run to the hills...
     
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    Not every CrossFit female is totally jacked but a lot of them are.

    I really need to get back to eating super paleo. Don't wanna though. Prefer to work out and play and enjoy life without worrying about that mess.

    The great thing about CrossFit girls is the ass.
     
    #387 shimmered, Aug 9, 2012
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    I'm somewhat curious what kind of retaliation I'd get if I PM'd this to Shegirl. (don't click on that Shegirl)

    Frankly I'd like to forget I saw that myself.
     
    #388 Trakiel, Aug 9, 2012
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    Well, I hate you now. Thank you for sharing that. Fucker. I hope you get smothered in bed bugs, die, and your dog eats you.
     
    #389 subgeniuschick, Aug 9, 2012
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    NOONE CLICK ON THAT EVER.

    Fuck you. Like, A LOT
     
    #390 iczorro, Aug 9, 2012
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    That's the local sex club in this city.


    Classy.
     

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  12. Crown Royal

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    A friend described that place as "the single biggest letdown in Canada."
     
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    I think it depends on what you're looking for. But I don't think it's as wild and awesome as everyone thinks it's going to be.
     
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  14. Crown Royal

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    Nope. People think "sex club" and they think of the shit that goes on in Prague or Amsterdam. It's the PG-13 version of that. We are prudes on this side of the pond, no doubt (excluding most of South America).
     
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    I'm British and I thought I knew beers, but Blue Moon is one of the most interesting beers I've ever had. Since finding it, every other beer has been a disappointment.

    Somehow I thought it'd be a good idea to get high before going to a club tonight. Being stoned, 27 and surrounded by kids a decade younger than you is not fun.
     
    #395 lyle, Aug 9, 2012
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    So the entire Super Mario Brothers movie is on YouTube:

     
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    'sack, you know I'm your friend, but that looks like a man with his junk tucked behind his legs, a-la Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs."

    THIS is a woman:
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    #397 dixiebandit69, Aug 9, 2012
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    I do not understand the two bra thing.
     
    #398 bewildered, Aug 9, 2012
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    On the plus side for the ladies, it does mean foreplay lasts twice as long
     
    #399 lyle, Aug 9, 2012
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    In that case, let me just wear 12 dozen layers with every single piece of clothing that I own. Super sexy.
     
    #400 bewildered, Aug 9, 2012
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