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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    I guess you haven't had two big, sweet ass-cheeks in your face while you're going down on a girl.

    I don't understand the big boob thing.
     
    #401 dixiebandit69, Aug 9, 2012
  2. lyle

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    I've never understood your big bush thing, but then I've never gone down on a girl with a veritable forest of follicle fuckholery.
     
    #402 lyle, Aug 9, 2012
  3. Crown Royal

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    Co-sign.

    I mean, ass IMPLANTS? I understand breats implants: you're in the same bar as David Lee Roth and you don't want him to ignore you. But ass implants... why pay good money to look gross?
     
    #403 Crown Royal, Aug 9, 2012
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Right. Because before Kim Kardashian, nobody anywhere was interested in a plump posterior. Then they saw her show and thought, "well, I'll be! Perhaps asses don't have to look like cuddling tennis balls."
     
    #404 Nom Chompsky, Aug 9, 2012
  5. shimmered

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    What the fuck at all the ass hate?
     
    #405 shimmered, Aug 9, 2012
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    No clue, but i am white as can fucking be, and Kim has a great ass.
     
    #406 wexton, Aug 9, 2012
  7. Kubla Kahn

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    Not from the video evidence I've seen....

    I mean asses are nice. But titties are fucking titties. Doesn't your wife have fake tits?
     
    #407 Kubla Kahn, Aug 9, 2012
  8. toddamus

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    I don't get the big ass thing. I get the athletic, toned look. I don't get the overweight jelly filled look. If I had to choose between a fat ass and no ass I'd take the latter. I'm surprised as many guys as they do prefer ass over titties. Men liking breasts seems primal and instinctive, an ass not so much.
     
    #408 toddamus, Aug 9, 2012
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  10. dixiebandit69

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    Remember: The bigger her tits are when she's young, the more they're gonna sag when she's old.

    I love boobs as much as the next guy, but I don't make a big deal about them. Here's Jim Goad's take on the subject:

    http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/sex/titsareforkids.pdf
     
    #410 dixiebandit69, Aug 9, 2012
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    I'm totally aware of that, and by no means am I a big breast guy. Just like an ass theres a perfect middle ground.
     
    #411 toddamus, Aug 10, 2012
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    This arguement ends with this:

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    ...Done.
     
    #412 Crown Royal, Aug 10, 2012
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    ...and you wonder why people make gay jokes about you.....
     
    #413 toddamus, Aug 10, 2012
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    I love women.

    There. Are we done now?
     
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  15. Crown Royal

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    They make gay jokes about him because he drainsnaked some dude's rectum with a curling brush. Big deal. He has NOTHING on Chinese dudes:

    (keep in mind that I didn't pull this story out of my ass. HA!!!)

    A little while back in China, a guy got blackout drunk and his friends decided to insert A LIVE EEL into his asshole as a joke. So as you can guess the thing went apeshit, ate though his guts and killed him. A doctor was asked what kind of pain that would feel like and he said "No words ever spoken could probably describe what that man felt".

    I agree. He's a doctor.
     
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    Excluding the ones that you bang in parking lots.

    HI-YO!!!!!!!!

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    Well played sir.
    I take it back. I love this woman.

     
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    I am trying to remember the name of this food that is fairly popular around here but can't. I am pretty sure Pho King (yes this is really the name of the place. It's pho king awesome) calls them "lumpia" but I googled that and that isn't what they are. And el husband thought they were called gyoza, and yes those are good and we have eaten them before, but they aren't the name of the things.

    These things are usually 4-5" in diameter, made of a light, soft sweet bread, kind of like a super light dinner roll, and the inside has seasoned minced meat. The ones around here are usually minced pork and it is seasoned kind of like sweet n sour pork. I could probably bullshit a recipe but it would be nice to know the names of these things and just follow someone else's hard work. Anyone have any clue?
     
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    I love the snatch.
     
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  20. audreymonroe

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    I think you're talking about pork buns. But I don't know the real Chinese word for them.
     
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