Don't forget the skin tones... it seemed most people there had an even mix of Western European, African, and Native descent. So basically perfect. And the food. And all of the unbelievable round asses you saw everywhere. If you ever go, learn how to speak Portuguese first. They LOVE gringos they can actually converse with.
There should be a special place in hell reserved for fat fathers who force their children to play baseball. I imagine an eternity of Satan laughing in his face and screaming, "Your son will never play professional baseball." while someone shoves a bat up his ass. Also, the Little league teams down here have a near constant lice infestation because the filthy little urchins share helmets.
The little league world series is superior to both MLB and college football. They have replay on close plays. That beats the MLB. They have a tournament to determine the best team in the world. Which makes it superior to college football.
Having fun last night with the wife when we heard a loud crack from the bed. She started laughing, I simply said "Don't care not stopping" Sure they used cheap board on the supports, but I can take small pride....no? I know what saturdays new project is now because I'm not cancelling poker night tonight.
You know what's better than Friday? Annual bonus and raise Friday. Ten ten ten ten twenties on dem titties bitch.
Yes please. Those are the kind of asses we want. When we say we like a woman with a big ass, THAT is what we're talking about. We are not talking about this: NSFW
I like how you didn't just pick a picture of a fat girl, you picked a picture specifically taken for the purposes of fat-acceptance and basically said "fuck this whale."
They have some really fine ladies with really fine backsides in Brazil. The ladies in that photo play for Spain. I don't know if any of that is related.
Because I absolutely do not believe in fat acceptance. I believe in health and wellness. I believe in fitness. I believe in being a well rounded fit individual (part of that IS to do with my background with CrossFit, part of it is due to logic, I guess). I don't, however, believe in passing off being a fat fucking land whale by saying "Men wohnt wimmins wif meet ohn der bohns!" That shit pisses me off because it's the ultimate in apathy.
They should just start saving for therapy for the oldest son now. Therapy money or bail money...whichever cums first.
Do you think people that naked human stack for family portraits really believe in psychoanalysis? Come on...
My mother in law is either going through a mid life crisis or has mentally shit the bed. If she shows up here today (yes, here in HAWAII) with the side corn she's been shucking, I am going to lose my shit.
Just did the workout people are paying me to make them do. I'm a sadistic bitch...and these people who pay me for this have some serious masochistic tendencies. Holy fuckballs that was deliciously bad.
Someone told me today that, when they were going through puberty, they measured their dick with a ruler on a regular basis to monitor its growth. Is this common? Did all you boys measure your shlongs like that? I can honestly say that I did not measure my tits when they started busting out... not until that nasty old lady at Sears used her tape to fit me for my first bra. At the age of 9.