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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    I'm confused. Do you want gluten free and also no hop flavor?

    If the problem is only that you don't like hops flavor get a lager or a nut brown ale.
     
  2. bewildered

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    Hops....silly woman.

    Sounds like you need to get some fruit punch crystal light and some vodka.
     
  3. shimmered

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    Noted.


    In other news there are children throwing rocks at one another on the other side of the fence. The mother in me wants to intervene. The person who doesnt interact with other people's children is sitting back.
     
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    Fuck shark week. It has become nothing more than "sharks will eat you and everyone you love" rather than "sharks are misubderstood, here is the science behind their interesting lives."

    Also, I want to see more on the other species of sharks, cookie cutter, megamouth, basking, greenland, enough white sharks.

    On the plus side, I have managed to convince jägerette that sharks are lizards. She trusts me too much.
     
  5. subgeniuschick

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    I didn't know there was such a thing as a gluten free beer. I really didn't.

    I can highly recommend El Jimador Margaritas though. Pool side friendly and very tasty.
     
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    Firstly - Sharks are now a lizard. Love it, you are an ass, but I love it.

    Anyways - I want Shark week to evolve...to the cooking channel. Each day 2 different breeds of shark are cooked differently all day long. Shark steaks, shark chops, shark bacon on a shark meat sandwich.
     
  7. audreymonroe

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    I just typed the following sentence at work: "If there was not a male present to ejaculate the semen, then there would not have been any semen."
     
  8. The Village Idiot

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    This is not strictly true. There are some crazy chicks out there (trust me, I've dated them) that might save semen, bring it to the scene of the crime to implicate someone they hated. Most likely their spouse. Especially if their spouse was Harrison Ford.

    Wait, is that the basis for a movie? I'M A GENIUS!!!!!!
     
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    Every gluten free beer I've found is full of bite. It may be an acquired taste. To be honest I may stick with regular beer.
     
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    Do you suffer from celiac?

    Because my brother in law does, a small amount of gluten can make him projectile vomit, but he can drink regular beer like there is no tommorow.
     
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    I do not. It's simply a compromise. And one I'm finding more and more unmanageable.
     
  13. audreymonroe

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    She thought it just materialized out of nowhere. I'm pretty sure it was her own discharge.
     
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    I'd like to thank you for giving back to your community like this, AM. Assisting the mentally-handicapped while they awkwardly attempt to navigate their own sexuality must be incredibly frustrating.

    ...oh, what's that? They're regular teenagers? Excuse me, then, while I tie this noose for myself. The future sounds dim.
     
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    Have you tried drinking cider instead? I stopped drinking regular beer for the same reason I'm assuming you did (being more strict towards a paleo diet) and have found I really enjoy the taste of some ciders in place.

    In fact I just picked up a variety 12 pack of Woodchuck that I plan on working my way through this weekend.
     
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    Some of you were discussing Brazilian asses earlier and it reminded me of this:



    Enjoy!
     
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    I have a buddy who is strict paleo. His only allowance is beer and whiskey and he drinks both like they're going to stop making it and he's in incredible shape.

    I'm about to start, myself. Any diet that promotes wine, greens, and blackened fish is my kind of deal.

    Edit: and deer, goat, lamb, wild duck, deers, and antelopes.
     
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    "i mean some things are common sense to me but how likely is it for a women [to become pregnant] that just has four ply and just touches a dry dick on the side and not the tip if he showers and cleans it every day?"

    30 years old.
     
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    I had forgotten cider.
    I am going to World Market.
     
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    All of my friends are getting married this summer and many of the women at these weddings who are not married sincerely wish they were and temporarily quelling their fears that they will be alone forever is where I am a Viking.

    That is what I learned this summer.
     
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