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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    I hope you answered with 37.85% chance. But only on Thursdays.
     
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    Anyone up for a G+ Hangout in a few hours? I'm not likely to sleep much anyway...
     
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    I just found the sheriffs department record from the night of my demise. They dispatched 6 units.

    Seems like an awful lot of fuss for one dead guy.

     
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    Little League Baseball you say? I guess that means Hu's on first!

    Seriously, you would see less little shits cry if you collectively told the child population of the world that Santa Claus was dead.
     
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    Bitches, it's on.
     
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    Do with this what you will.

     
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    Great GOOMLEY-MOOGLEY what in tarnation was that?

    That was like listening to Porky Pig sing Hey Jude. Somebody fronted money for that video. Somebody told that guy he has talent.

    These people exist.
     
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    Unintentionally funny music videos?



    edit: After viewing some of this guy's other videos, I think the ridiculousness may be on purpose.

     
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    Throw down with the BIG guns then, beeyatches.



    But if you want to go for the brass ring:

    Owned.
     
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    I think they are just trolling the gays with that one. The dead give away were the cowboys wearing sneakers.
     
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    If you're going to post Wesley Willis, you gotta have:


    And the all-time greatest Wesley Willis track

     
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    Goddamn, I paused the Rolling Stones to see that. Fuck you in the belly button. With a pitchfork.



    World, I present to you the Korean "Whoop, There It Is."

    Seriously, I have listened to this at least 30 times. Prepare to be infected.
     
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    Jesus Christ. I just realized that I'm wearing my underwear inside out.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I passed up an opportunity to see him in concert when I was in high school. Still regret it.
     
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    Another parody video
     
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    So, I've got prescription muscle relaxers & pain pills (thanks to the car wreck I posted about in the Rant/Rave thread), vodka, and now these awful/awesome videos... This week is managing to have some perks. Thanks kids!
     
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    Damn, if you took the muscle relaxers and are still conscious then you are a stronger woman than me. I fucked up my neck a few weeks back and the pills literally knocked me out for 12 hours at a time.
     
    #517 bewildered, Aug 10, 2012
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    I agree. They wipe me out. I have to make sure I don't have anything planned the next morning because I'm out. The bottle says I can take up to three a day, if I did that, I'd be catatonic. They also give me weird dreams about zombies. Better than spiders I say.
     
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    I tripled the muscle relaxers I got once and it still wouldn't put me down. Point being, your husband probably just switched yours out with roofies.
     
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    I only took half of a muscle relaxer. I kind of built up a tolerance to them back in college, but not enough of one that I can take a whole one with vodka and perform a balance beam routine. I'm definitely couch bound for the evening with that combo. But fuck hydrocodone and vicodin. That stuff barely knocks the top off my pain - hence the vodka.
     
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