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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    They got Willem Dafoe to play The Vampire. He barely needed makeup. Dude was eternally creepy in that flick. Especially when he was describing his thoughts on Stoker's "Dracula" and scurrying around a hotel at night. His vampire looked decayed, stiff, unblinking, not a debonair aristocrat relegated to ignominy. Nominated for an Oscar for it too. I love that movie. Horribly underrated.

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    Along those lines, Paranormal Activity made me jump a few times. That shit was creepy too. I'm not easily got.

    Notice how Steven Spielberg, best known for making family magic, was involved in two of the most horrific scars blown to the psyche of American movie goers? Jaws and Poltergeist. He's a sick, sick man.
     
  2. toytoy88

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    Personally there's only one ghost/spook that would legitimately scare me.

    If I saw this thing at the end of my bad I would shit myself:

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  3. shimmered

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    I went and watched The Campaign last night.
    The Husband went and watched Bourne Legacy last night.
    My hour and a half went WAY better than his two hours.
     
  4. lust4life

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    I watched Reservoir Dogs on SHO last night. "Stuck in the Middle with You" still makes my hair stand on end, but that is one fine piece of film making.
     
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    Really sad, truth. That movie nearly brought pedo-bear warnings to my apartment till I thankfully google'd Shalaine Woodley and realized she was of age. It was a close one.
     
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    We just got our water bill for July. Two people managed to use 16k gallons of water in 28 days in the middle of a fucking drought. On a completely unrelated note our yard is still green.

    I guess my husband refuses to go down like that. Me, I have been saying it is wasteful for weeks so I think he has taken to watering when I am not home.
     
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    No matter how old you get, deep down, going into your basement at night is still a bit creepy.
     
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    Watched that flying to Hawaii. Bored me to tears. Was seriously angry at how hyped it was then how let down I felt.
     
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    I have a bunch of homemade tomato sauce that I need to use up. Does anybody have some low-carb, protein rich ideas?
     
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    Jerk off into the jar and throw it at a homeless person. I'm not sure how low-carb that is though.
     
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    I don't know how much jizz you put in your tomato sauce, but if I put any more in it's going to be WAY too salty.
     
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    Yeah, have to agree with you. This movie sucked balls. All of the actors turned in tremendous performances, unfortunately no amount of good acting could make up for an exceptionally flawed and mundane story.
     
  13. CharlesJohnson

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    You can totally add sauce to it:



    "I like warm pee. It's comforting."

    "I won't eat asparagus anymore."

    "I use urine for toothpaste."

    "Carrie has consumed over 900 gallons of her own urine."

    Alright. I'm gagging a minute into the program watching this haggard bitch guzzle her own piss. We're done here.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    This porn actress has some food ideas.

     
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    I have rediscovered Incubus and omelettes. It's going down like 2002.

    Anyone here tried soju? It's supposedly the world's best selling liquor, but it's like 40 proof? One of my students crafts his own, and I think it's more akin to angry moonshine than sweet homemade wine, but I'm curious, nonetheless.
     
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    I hate when a dress-shopping trip fails spectacularly and then you have to wear something that you already own. My life is so hard sometimes.

    I went out to dinner for my next restaurant review tonight and had a delicious meal: clams with homemade pasta and chorizo, and then duck with fig sauce with a sweet potato and quinoa gratin. It was one of those "slow food" farm-to-table restaurants and I sat out in the garden and it was lovely. There's something about eating a fancy meal on your own that feels both very lonely and very chic. Now I'm off to a house show/party where any sense of chicness will go out of the window. I'm excited. I haven't gone out in a few weeks.
     
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    Sounds more like a cordial (liqueur) than moonshine which is 190 proof. Probably tastes pretty good, you should give it a try.
     
  19. CharlesJohnson

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    It's Korean rice liquor. 45%, 90 proof. It's lighter fluid so I've heard. Bourdain was sucking it down on his show. Seems like it's saki on steroids. Never seen it in Florida.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju</a>

    Bet it goes great with a warm piss chaser.
     
  20. TX.

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    I found a 40's style dress on sale today that I absolutely love! It has buttons down the back and a cut-out triangle-spot above the bra line. I can't help myself. I must wear it immediately!
     
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