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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. shimmered

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    Dresses are so forgiving.
    Jeans?
    I literally she hulked out of my favorite pair tonight. Fml
     
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    Damn, you really are like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
     
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    I wish I could post the picture. It's pretty epic.
     
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    On the upside, I think you figured out your halloween costume.
     
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    We will see. I'm not sure that I'll keep lifting this way. I'm not even really TRAINING. god help me if I ever start...I'm not sure how big that mess will get.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey, Shim, have you tried Redbridge? I think it will fit your needs. Gluten free, not hoppy . . . not bad actually.


    It's made by A-B, so it's about as mainstream ordinary as you can get. Kinda reminds me of a cross between Yeungling and Killians Red, little lighter.
     

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    I'll try it ASAP.

    Fuck I'm bored. But I'm too lazy to put on pants and go to the bar.
     
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    The bar will be a lot more fun without pants.

    Trust me, I know.
     
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    Go anyway. See how long before anyone notices.
     
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    Isn't that just wearing a dress tho?
     
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    Just put the baby down after an epic multi-hour tantrum, but it's still not time for relaxing. Oh, no. Her older brothers are having a sleepover here with four other boys and they're currently testing the very limits of my patience with their airsoft war in the backyard.

    Nannies should be allowed to chug wine after midnight, I think. I need a drink. Badly.
     
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    Last night a lady friend came over to have some drinks. Out of all the movies I have on my laptop, she chose the Human Centipede to watch. After watching it, we had lots of sex.

    Weirdest mood setter ever?
     
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    Hey, it plants the ATM idea in their head.
     
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    Unfortunately she wasn't keen. Just normal vaginal sex
     
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    It's a lot like vodka, except it has even less taste. Soju is unregulated (in Korea anyways, in the states it's different) so each bottle has a different ABV, and I can never taste the difference between a strong bottle and a weak bottle. The good thing about it is you can literally mix it with anything. You know how assholes will always tell you "OH YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS DRINK YOU CAN'T TASTE THE ALCOHOL IN IT AT ALL" but you always get a strong taste of alcohol? Yeah, soju is about the closest you'll come to not being able to taste the alcohol in a mixed drink, and you can pretty much mix it with anything.

    Not to mention it's cheap as fuck in Korea, a bottle of soju (basically the same size as a 12 oz bottle, maybe a little bigger, I've never bothered to look) is generally around $1 or $2.
     
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    Yeah, I might distance myself from THAT one if I were you. She's laible to kill you with a meat hook in your sleep while wearing a mask that was once her dad's face.

    If that film makes ANYBODY horny, well....let's just say they have issues. And don't watch the sequel. WAY worse.
     
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    I was going for the "I-got-mad-game-and-huge-nuts-because-she-still-wanted-to-fuck-me-afterwards-yo" angle, but this probably more likely.
     
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    I lost another Coach clutch and driver's license. Also, completely shattered the screen of my iPhone. That kind of weekend. New phone recommendations are highly welcomed.
     
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    Last night started off great...went to the Indians/Red Sox game. CLE won, had an awesome meal at a place where hot waitresses wore tiny plaid skirts. Then it went downhill when we got to the casino. Fucking roulette tables!

    I will not be productive today. No thanks
     
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    Well, I discovered that my little Fiesta tops out at 180 km/h. I mean it's no penicillin, but it's still not a bad scientific discovery.
     
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