Going to Dallas for Europa. Field trip! Taking a break from the Saturday ass beatings to go watch the competition.
I'll get details tomorrow. I'd like to re-raise the topic of the Big Bang Theory because a critical component was missed: boobs These are not the greatest examples but I'm struggling to stay awake to defend my future wife Kaley Cocopuff, or whatever. We're in love which she would know if not for that small misunderstanding with the LAPD.
No, these are very valid questions that I have been asking myself over and over again. A friend had a b'ette party this weekend so there were several people from out of town who had moved for various reasons to various places. So I was talking to them about very similar things. I know that there are pros/cons and am trying to be as honest as possible to myself about what I am looking for. Am I running away? I don't really think so. I have been saying that I want to move pretty much since I got here. I have figured out what I don't want in my next location. I would love to head back east, but the guy doesn't seem to keen on that. We love Denver, we love the mountains, the weather is better than here, there is more to do. I would live in a more urban area with dining and shopping options. The one thing I will NOT do is what I have settled for here. Even with the job, I just have basic things I am looking for. I like Urology but I want to work with a bigger practice, I want a place that has a meeting every now and then, I want a place that has more current equipment (I don't have a fucking computer there for god's sake), I feel like technology is passing me by in my current job. Oh and less call, I hate being on call. I know all jobs have their headaches, but I know what is important to me when I hunt for the next job too.
This floored me while at the same time doesn't really surprise me. It seems there's a significant minority (majority?) of doctors who absolutely refuse to get out of the dark ages and integrate computing into their practices; we lost several when we adopted an EHR because they didn't want to use one. The only profession worse about this is lawyers, who manage to be even worse because many of them seem have an attitude about it their lack of computer literacy to go along with their deficiency.
I sell online billing/patient statement stuff and it seems the places most resistant to change are smaller practices where the decisions are made by a group of doctors versus patient billing or IT managers, etc. I guess Meaningful Use must not be much of an incentive for them. Mya- fuck that!
I do document review as a lawyer, a job that is about 99% using a computer to look at documents online, and the overwhelming computer illiteracy among my fellows is staggering. The amount of time lost on projects because someone *didn't know how to save an Excel Spreadsheet* is just... unbelievable.
Where have you been? We've been laughing at you and your life for the last 4 or 5 years. How did all of you fuckers miss this softball?
During the viewing of these photos. Please put "Niggas in Paris" on repeat. Here are the photos of the Penthouse I stayed in. The last two images being the hot tub that was on the wrapped around balcony that wrapped around the 58th floor penthouse. The last one was my room. Yes I had a jacuzzi in my room. Spoiler More coming as work is crushing me. Who knew so much could stack up in 3 days?
We had a jacuzzi in our room when the wife and I spent the night in Reno a few years back. Unless you had a herd of whores in there, I am unimpressed.
The Real World set a high standard. That said, because of that dumb show, I will always think the following is true: The Palms + jacuzzi = massive staph infection. Parker, I'd start a course of serious antibiotics just in case.
Since my kid got diagnosed with diabetes we've learned that a crash in blood sugar is much like a hangover, so yes gatorade and a candy bad are good idea. Apple Juice as well will help. I've tested friends after a long night of drinking and look at that, blood sugars are right low and we feel like shit, so at least I know how my kid feels with a crash and make sure it rarely happens. Strangely I've found laying about makes me feel worse, and at least moving around the house makes it go away faster.
Remember how I posted a few chicks with asshole tattoos, because it's so bizarre and filthy and kind of hot? Apparently this is going to be a thing. Here's a psycho from my area getting her 5 hole inked: <a class="postlink" href="http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tattoos-are-the-next-big-thing-" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tatt ... big-thing-</a> NSFW She looks like she's on meth. You ever been so high this is a good idea? "I had two guys' names on it!"
That cast was just fantastic. Seriously fun television. You know whereelse you can get a jacuzzi in your room? The epically trashy Sybaris Pool and Suites...rooms available by the hour.
WTF? Are you a real estate agent? What's with the sample-style photo? Those are the same photos that housekeeping could take. Where is the debauchery and pictures of somebody doing blow off a stripper's ass? Does your mom have an account on TiB or something? So disappointed.
Unlike the hangover, all the crazy shit was not recorded with a camera. We left with cellphones, roomkey, bankcard and ID only. Maybe some sun glasses. When you have one arm around a girl, and another holding your drink, hard to take pictures. To be honest, the weekend was a bust sex wise. The problem was we were in too nice of the area. We stayed at the Palms because we had VIP access to everything didn't have to pay for drinks. The problem with that is everyone was A) Coupled up. B) In a huge bacholerette party C) working. 4-5 conversations "opportunities" devolved into sales pitches for hookers/prostitutes/escorts/strippers and even fucking energy drinks. This cunt was seriously trying to sell me energy drinks at 3am in the goddamn morning. I couldn't fucking believe it. Not to mention the two grenades my friends just said fuck it and brought back anyway. After drinking our booze, exchanging second base hits, and chillin in the hot tub, they bailed. Shit just was not poppin'... Could I got laid without paying for it? Yes. But my one rule on the trip that I wasn't going to hook-up with some chick that didn't look as good as the one I'm banging in Chicago (who is cute, but not a killer) and the most of the opportunities did not follow that rule. The two hottest chicks I talked to were these sisters, and the oldest one was the designated driver so that was a no go. Talk all the shit to me you want, but 3 other guys with different looks and game also got nowhere. I think we just were on the wrong tier of Vegas. We needed to be on the lower normal tier with the 21-25 year old hot girls who crammed 6 into a room who would go home with a guy just for sleeping space. Fuck, I still had fun, and now I got the lay of the land so when I go back I know some shit, I know where to stay how much cash to bring and what to do. I regret nothing as it was my first trip. Now I have some shit to look forward to next time I go. Seeing DJ Jazzy Jeff was awesome Spoiler We had bottle service (Don Julio was in that bucket on the bottom) Spoiler And I even won $50 off a $10 bet at Blackjack. Spoiler And best of all, I had lobster dumplings with filet mignon on this (yes, that is a shot of the private jet from INSIDE the limo we rode everywhere.) Spoiler
Holy shit I'm jealous. Balling out of control. $25 chips. Coronas on ice. "Grenades" that you didn't have sex with. If this isn't already on a reality show, you need to call ssycko and get that shit filmed, pronto. Spoiler I'm hating for fun! Happy you had a good time.