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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    You have no idea what you're talking about. I would kill you and your first born to sleep with her.* God bless her heart.

    *Might have a thing for redheads.

    And Hooker, there is only one opinion. They are fantastic and you should keep posting. Any other opinion is invalid and those people should be shot because that means they like to Sandusky little boys.
     
    #781 Parker, Aug 16, 2012
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    That is the point of female baseball tee's my buxom friend. What the fuck else are we going to watch when we go to a baseball park?
     
    #782 Kubla Kahn, Aug 16, 2012
  3. hooker

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    I'm playing volleyball at the beach in the city tonight with my old team. I have beers chilling in the fridge at work in anticipation - and it is taking every ounce of willpower I have (which isn't much) not to crack those puppies open and get down with them at my desk. Fuck. 4 PM, get here already.
     
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  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Wait are we talking about your boobs or beer here? Im confused. All I heard was "bust" and "get down with them at my desk."
     
    #784 Kubla Kahn, Aug 16, 2012
  5. hooker

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    The ball game!

    I'm going to a game tomorrow night and although the Blue Jays are currently blowing dogs for quarters (fucking injuries), I'm still pretty jacked about it. I wanted a new shirt, because I wore my last one until it was only respectable enough to be worn as pyjamas, and the only ones I found today were like... slut shirts.

    Even the one I bought is transparent camouflage (yes - TRANSPARENT, and yes - I wish I was kidding).
     
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    Did you just call my tits busted?

    Because, no problem. They kinda are.
     
    #786 hooker, Aug 16, 2012
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    Proper baseball attire judgement is a secondary specialty of a number of the men on the board. It would be a shame if you let such expertise go to waste.
     
    #787 JWags, Aug 16, 2012
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    My tits distort the logo! It's supposed to be round. Now it's oval.
     
    #788 hooker, Aug 16, 2012
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    Can we go back to talking about beer now?

    I'm going to this. Pretty stoked.
     
    #789 hooker, Aug 16, 2012
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    Men, obviously.
     
    #790 Jimmy James, Aug 16, 2012
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    We've been over this before. Baseball games are boring as shit and looking at women with huge boobs in men designed slut shirts is the way we make up for it.




    Bust as in the colloquial term for women's tits you knucklehead!
     
    #791 Kubla Kahn, Aug 16, 2012
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    I think ball games are fun! How can you go wrong with baseball and beer? You suck.
     
    #792 hooker, Aug 16, 2012
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    Sure, girls get to stare at beefy athletes who make millions of dollars. We want our eye candy too damn it!
     
    #793 Kubla Kahn, Aug 16, 2012
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    I could give a rats ass about beefy athletes. I'm there for the ball. Straight up.
     
    #794 hooker, Aug 16, 2012
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    I'm trying to get the higher ups to approve a grill friday. We bring a grill in and make lunch for everyone in the parking lot. Of the two people I'd have to convince one is totally on board and one isn't. This is crap.
     
    #795 FreeCorps, Aug 16, 2012
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    Now I'm just curious what shape the maple leaf is now. Inquiring minds m'lady, inquiring minds...
     
    #796 JWags, Aug 16, 2012
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    You should bring in grilled items that smell amazing to reheat at work near the offboarder.
     
    #797 bewildered, Aug 16, 2012
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    How can ANYONE be against a BBQ. That doesn't even make sense. I agree w/ Bewildered, maybe if they smell the yummy goodness they will loosen their anus just enough to get on board.

    In completely unrelated news: I walked into the ladies rooms near the end of the day to find our cleaner in the middle of cleaning the toilets. Except she was taking a break and eating cheese cubes instead ... with her gloves still on. G'ack!
     
    #798 subgeniuschick, Aug 16, 2012
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    Well, just so long as you didn't manage to slam your dick in the seat lid or something.
     
    #799 subgeniuschick, Aug 16, 2012
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    Jesus.

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    #800 Crown Royal, Aug 16, 2012
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