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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. hooker

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    Am I high right now?
     
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    I mean, it's pretty clear that the only album they've ever listened to in their entire lives has been Watch the Throne, but that was pretty funny.
     
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    One of my good friends was exactly like this. She gave me shit for liking baseball for years.

    Now? She's a season ticket holder.
     
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    The woman is attempting to post her tits after we badgered her all yesterday. Lets not mock her, someone lend a hand!
     
    #824 JWags, Aug 17, 2012
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    It's cool. I can take it! Make fun of me and my tits.

    I have decided on the menu for our party tomorrow:

    Watermelon and feta salad
    Fresh tomato, basil and brie pasta
    Louisiana pulled pork
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    Grilled bacon wrapped jumbo shrimp

    And I have like 30 different types of beer (IPA) for people to try. I'm a good host.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    This is hooker we're talking about which means that's a quite lot for only one hand. I'll volunteer both of mine.

    I also submit that her phone is a filthy selfish asshole for taking the pics but refusing to share, and should be thrown in the trash and set on fire as a punishment.
     
    #826 Trakiel, Aug 17, 2012
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    It's an iPhone.

    Is there anyone here who actually can post through iPhone on the browser?

    Tapatalk doesn't work for me. It says contact the administrator or something.
     
    #827 hooker, Aug 17, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Yet another reason for me to hate Apple and their products.
     
    #828 Trakiel, Aug 17, 2012
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    Balls. I like my phone. It just doesn't let me post pictures on this board.

    Although it did just correct SEC to SEX... so I asked "CAN I HAVE ONE SEX?!" to someone I have no business asking for sex from.
     
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    I hate your phone.
     
    #830 katokoch, Aug 17, 2012
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    I post through the Chrome app all the time. Never have an issue. Are you trying Safari?
     
    #831 JWags, Aug 17, 2012
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    Never had that issue using the built-in Safari browser. It's a bit annoying visually, but it's definitely possible to post.

    I dunno. I think the more appropriate references are Cali Swag District, Odd Future, Chief Keef, etc. with an indirect assist by Wu Tang.

    That being said, the song is inexplicably hot. Snacks on snacks on snacks.
     
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    Yes that's all I have?
     
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    Try to download Chrome and use that, see if it makes any difference. Its a way better browser anyways.
     
    #834 JWags, Aug 17, 2012
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    Just out of curiosity, what makes it Louisiana-style as opposed to traditional Carolina-style pulled pork?
     
    #835 magz, Aug 17, 2012
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    Roadkill. Err, seasoned "pork."

    (Sorry, Nolan.)

    In other news, I have a thing for the Fiat girl.

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    #836 CharlesJohnson, Aug 17, 2012
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    Just call me Topher

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    I personally know you can watch porn very clearly on that said phone.

    Didn't you post a picture when you fileted your ankle that night?

    The "Fiat Girl" is perfect. Actually Romanian, too. That country is very apt at creating insanely beautiful females. Vlad III sure knew how to breed.
     
    #837 Crown Royal, Aug 17, 2012
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    There's something in the water over there. The women either come out looking like Botticelli's Venus or a haggard Russian peasant, literally born with a hunchback and a babushka.

    For anyone that has no clue what we're talking about. This shit is hot. And they're effectively selling a tiny little fucking car anyone that isn't a stub could fit in.



    I'll take 5.
     
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    I know it is probably creepy to notice when internet people are absent, but anybody know where DCC went? I swear chater must have a secret lair where he lures all the mods....then makes a suit of their skin.
     
    #839 mya, Aug 17, 2012
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    Why is it that Russian women are arguably the most beautiful on earth, yet when they get old they look like dried-up peat bog mummies?
     
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