The chick getting the asshole tattoo from earlier in the thread gives an interview here. CJ, you have to find this girl and bring her here.
Just when I thought I dated the entire set of 'crazy batshit women,' one I missed pops out of the woodwork.
Holy SHIT. People, you have to read this. This is possibly the most psychotic woman ever. Like, wake up with your dick chewed off crazy. She's like some kind of feral borderline personality. I think I can hear her 50 miles away grinding her teeth. W O W.
He says to tell you that he wasn't riding a moose; he was going all Vlad the Conqueror on Western Canada:
The sad thing is I had a student at the bard tell me that this video is "racy" for Korea. It has since been upgraded to the Korean "Macarena" because I saw at least six people doing the dance at the bar tonight. I showed them this video: and said, "See? This is why America is awesome!"
Maybe she really isn't all that crazy. Ten shots of Jager could make me get an asshole tattoo. Then again, there's this.
I don't know what I would get for my OWN asshole tattooo. Maybe just scripture. Something like "You're getting warmer...."
Challenge accepted. I'll bring the Jager. We'll hold a poll here to see what you should get. My vote is for the Desiderata.
Holy shit I forgot about my ankle. And I have no idea if I posted the picture that night or the night after. And OF COURSE I can't watch porn on the phone. I've learned how to watch porn everywhere. I'm a survivor like that.
Keeping with the boob theme of this thread, I met a girl last night with like circus sized breast last night. Apparently they were real but she did not let me see them. I mean it looked like this poor girl would easily tip over with the size of these things.
My co-worker was nice enough to cover the emergency pager for me last night. Last night was my brother's bachelor party. We bar crawled Capitol Hill. Every inch of me hurts. I'm pretty sure I'm still slightly drunk.
I don't understand what the big deal about this girl is. I've seen this sort of thing before. Tell me your first thought when seeing that picture ISN'T, "Jesus, what an asshole tattoo." With that, I have to go audition to host a trivia night. Will 50 dollars and a somewhat limited bar tab be mine EVERY WEEK? Tune in to find out!
As fate would have it, I ended up at Red Hare Brewing instead of Sweetwater, and ran into a "friend's" boyfriend. I then proceeded to accidentally ruin their relationship when I mentioned that she dated her roommate (being entirely unaware that she had lied to her boyfriend about all the guys she's dated/fucked in Stillwater). Oops. Pro tip: If you plan on lying to your significant other, make sure to fill mutual friends in on your lies so that they can back you up [if they so choose to, which I wouldn't've, but it's the principle of the thing]. Regardless, beer. Pizza. I'm happy. Hooray, birthdays and booze!
Tip: if you are using unfamiliar products to clean, then make sure to translate what they are for. Otherwise you will end up spraying weedkiller all over your cabinets.