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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. silway

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    Read the first book, skip everything else.
     
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    I am about to lose a fucking gasket. It is also way to early for this nonsense. I am BEYOND pissed this morning.
     
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    This is why you shouldn't feel bad about towing your neighbor's car.
     
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    What happens when it's too big to fit...

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    Edit: Fuck you, it works for me and I got a rep indicating it works for at least one other person, so maybe it's your computers that suck. Anyway it's too big for imgur, so if anyone knows another host that allows bigger uploads, I'll mirror it.
     
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    My blood pressure is steadily coming down. I called the security guard (it also helps knowing the guards too, because they are less likely to go out of their way to fuck you) and she completely admits that she fucked up, feels terrible, and said several times that she would cover the fee if the condo didn't. But el husband still can't go into work, and we'll have to drive all the way down to Aiea to pick it up so it's a pretty big pain in the ass.
     
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    I just watched this on Blu-Ray maybe 2 weeks ago. It was great, it definitely had a lot of Japanese-ness all over it, but it was still a good watch. Did Hunger Games out right rip it off? No, but I did post about this in the movie review thread.

    Read all 3, because the second one is better than the first, and but the cliffhangar is killer. They shouldn't take you more than a week unless you read at a 3rd grade level. The third one is a bit of a let down, but at least you'll have a feeling of completeness.

    ...And yeah...why the fuck is this thread still open?
     
    #946 Parker, Aug 20, 2012
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    ... because people keep posting to it?

    I'm going to rent Battle Royale and I have the Hunger Games books, I just haven't gotten to them yet.

    What happened w/ Bewildered? Someone towed her car? She towed someone's car? Is there a car even involved? I'm confused.
     
    #948 subgeniuschick, Aug 20, 2012
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    I am wondering about the saga of NetDaddy and DCC. The poor man is in an unfamiliar town waiting for his jeep to be repaired. A lovely lass has offered him shelter for the duration. She has admitted an attraction to older men. He attracts younger women and tolerates dogs. My big questions are: Can Netdaddy convert DCC from NASCAR to Sports Cars? Will DCC get NetDaddy to finally adopt a dog? Is NetDaddy having to pick up a hammer to help on the continuous remodel for room and board?
     
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    Oh, this is better than Days of Our Lives that my mom used to watch.....


    I wish that punching people at work wasn't frowned upon because boy, am I tempted. I have an interview lined up for the position in Denver and a promising lead on a local job. I just need to mind myself until I find something else. Please oh please let me find something else.
     
    #950 mya, Aug 20, 2012
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    No kidding. Anyone in the Twin Cities need a sales and/or marketing person? Preferably in the sporting goods industry???
     
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    TIB SLUMBER PARTY AT MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND. Bring your own pillows and nail polish.
     
    #952 audreymonroe, Aug 23, 2012
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    I only brought a neck pillow for my flight...
     
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    Fixed that for you.

    And yes, I'm guilty as charged. When I posted those pictures, I was tired, and I just went to the "Hairy bush" file on my hard drive.

    Here are some fresh ones!

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    I need a fucking drink.

    Already posted an R&R about it but I am still sort of in shock. Yeah, I live 60 feet away from a convicted murderer.

    Welcome to Hawaii!
     
    #955 bewildered, Aug 23, 2012
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    Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice. Unlike an icepick to the ol' brainstem.
     
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    Re: Re: Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

    Just found out that I live a block away from two separate child rapists, and I live in a fairly small subdivision, awesome.

    Old lady has her shower on Saturday, means I am getting drunk with the boys.
     
    #957 Flat_Rate, Aug 23, 2012
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    Re: Re: Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

    Your story would be better if you lived near two conjoined child rapists.
     
    #958 ghettoastronaut, Aug 23, 2012
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    Re: Re: Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

    It'd be even better if only one of the conjoined was a rapist. I wonder how that would work...
     
    #959 lust4life, Aug 23, 2012
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    I knew that didn't sound right when I posted it, wonder what the legal system would do with conjoined rapists?
     
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