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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. downndirty

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    That first one reminds me of the little strand of hair that projects from a dog's penis, also known as the "pillow pee-brusher".

    How many of these "women" graduated from your community college, I wonder?
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    I have no idea what you are talking about, but you just might be spending too much time observing the penises of dogs. Just saying.

    None, I don't post pictures of ladies I've been with.
     
  3. Popped Cherries

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    Sorry Parky but your crown as destroyer of pussy has been handed over to me. That's jiust tonight, in about three months I'm going to take your Tib fantasy football crown and you'll hnave nothing left...Nothing... Enjoy your last moments in the sun.
     
  4. mya

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    I'm half asleep so not listening completely. Did I just hear that they were stripping Lance Armstrong of all titles and money earned since 1998. How in the hell is that going to happen?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    I'm assuming somebody would have to take him to court to do that.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/m...-sports-drops-doping-appeal-article-1.1143295

     
  6. The Village Idiot

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    If anyone knows the genius who came up with the 'We buy any car" commercial, and is willing to serve 20-life, please contact me via pm.

    Thanks.
     
  7. Jimmy James

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    This Lance Armstrong shit is retarded. Whatever happened to due process? The man was found to be clean and innocent. He's passed hundreds of drug tests. And now that he's retired and trying to raise money for finding a cure to FUCKING CANCER, some douchebag in a suit feels the need to poke him with a stick? Jesus fucking Christ, leave the man alone. HE'S RETIRED. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CYCLING ANYWAY!
     
  8. Gator

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    Couple issues here, from what I understand:

    1 - due process is available in a court of law, not the media. The USADA has no right or responsibility to release their evidence outside a courtroom.

    2 - they did leave him alone when he retired the first time. It's when they told him not to come back and he did anyway that they came after him. It has little to do with Floyd Landis' accusations.

    3 - he has changed his position from "I never doped" to "I never did anything that wasnt technically legal at the time I was racing or that would show up in any of the tests available at the time". ala all the baseball juicers in the 90's.

    4 - the USADA now has results from advanced tests that werent available when he was racing that show he was 100% natural. Personally, I think thats kinda cheating on their part.

    I look at it like I look at steroids in baseball. They were legal, everybody was doing them, so the playing field was level. To come after him now seems kinda shitty. But if Armostrong thinks this is going away because he stopped fighting it, have him call his fellow Texan Roger Clemmons and ask about this stuff "going away".
     
  9. Danger Boy

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    I'd pay top dollar to get rid of this asshole. Don't let his nice vest fool you.:

     
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    I give a shit about cycling and it annoys me even more. The fact that he's guilty by not wanting to spend any more of his goddamn money on fighting the same charges over and over again is pretty fucking stupid. Their case by all accounts is based on witness testimony but no actual hard evidence, and I'm fairly sure (i need to find a source to confirm this) incentives have been offered to former dopers willing to testify against him. GOOD JUSTICING USADA. Too bad double jeopardy doesn't exist for hitting the guy with doping repeatedly.




    He was getting hassled in 2006 a year after his first retirement
     
  11. Primer

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    Let's be completely fair, this guy is fucking hilarious. If you can't see the humor in that shirt then you need to take a break from humanity.
     
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    Fuck Lance. He's a first rate asshole/spoiled brat, and everybody in Austin has first-hand knowledge of it.
     
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    I wonder if they test NASCAR drivers for steroids. No fucking wonder he could turn the steering wheel so much further left.
     
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    It appears Randy Travis has developed full blown Busey:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/08/24/randy-travis-fight-church-parking-lot-injured-hospital/?intcmp=features" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... p=features</a>
     
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    Praise the Lord and pass the whiskey!
     
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    It seems that Lance Armstrong might not have been on the up-and-up! I for one am shocked by this possibility!

    The bit about USPS sponsorship money is a stretch and I doubt that claim will hold up in court, though.

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    My awesomeness is only bounded by reality.

    Oh shit...
     
  19. Parker

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    Well, I hate to drop TMI on you, but she actually asked me to look at her VJJ for tearing since I called bullshit (slightly influenced by you jaded assholes) and I saw it. Yeah, we're way too comfortable. I never want to medically inspect a vagina again. Good news though, I'm actually not getting bullshitted about this one thing for once. Its possible. More like her being small than me being huge.

    You all are some miserable, jaded bad people who lie a lot. Shame on you. Shame on all of you.

    Wait are you taking my crown because you will be destroying pussy or beating me in TiB Fantasy Football? Because
    1) You can't take my pussy destroying crown unless you come fuck my FWB, I'm not talking about slaying a ton of bitches, just this one.
    2) Ask Zyron about beating me in Fantasy, he knows what its like to taste victory and have it cruelly slapped out of his mouth by the White Satin Gloved Hand of Parker.
    Yeah well we hang out a lot because we're friends. I'd hate to completely ignore her on Sunday. It is currently trending to me the day we have sex the most on. So getting her to like football is a goal.

    And Lance Armstrong? Who the fuck cares? I really don't, BUT If I was Lance Armstrong:

    I'd teabag all my haters with my one remaining nut. I survived a terminal illness, and raised hundreds of million dollars in charity. What the fuck did you guys do besides hate on me this entire goddamn time? If you put as much energy into helping people, as you did trying to hate on me, maybe the world wouldn't be so miserable and have miserable fucks like you in it.

    ...that's only if I was Lance, but since I'm not, those opinions in no way reflect Parker or any of Parker's employers in any shape way or form. Thank you.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Disagree. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- this is cycling's biggest scandal since '73, when it came out that Bertand "The Curly Mustache" Finley cheated by just driving a car the whole time.

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