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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. rei

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    Re: Re: Re: Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

    7 tour wins IS Cycling's number. That's kind of fucked with.
     
    #1061 rei, Aug 24, 2012
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    So my boss announced he was leaving early about an hour ago, meaning we've all slowed down and are waiting for him to take off so we can ditch this place. He's still here. WHY DID YOU LIE TO US?
     
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    Nope, there he goes. And as per his instructions we're all welcome to leave as well. I guess you ought to just shut your cock holster.
     
    #1063 FreeCorps, Aug 24, 2012
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thre


    I guess my point is nobody in Merica gives a shit about who can ride a bike the fastest. I know I don't.

    Goddamn day is dragging, only getting paid for 6 out of 10 hours sucks my nuts, steak and beers when I get home.
     
    #1064 Flat_Rate, Aug 24, 2012
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    Just post his name twice more and a giant marshmallow man will show up.

    I think that's how it works...
     
    #1065 silway, Aug 24, 2012
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    You shut your dirty mouth and focus on the hot girls of this:...
    <a class="postlink" href="http://thechive.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://thechive.com/</a>

    Mind the (pussy) gap Mondays, Tan Line Tuesdays, Humpday Wednesdays (Believe me, you wanna see that), Thursday is Burn Your Bra, and Friday is an entire Dopamine Dump...
     
    #1066 iczorro, Aug 24, 2012
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    Why is it that I get a small sense of dread when I have to go to the gym, hate life when I'm tired after a tough set but still have three more exercises to do, but now that I can't work out because of my injury I'm missing my lifts something fierce? It's like I can't win.
     
    #1067 Trakiel, Aug 24, 2012
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    These fucking repetitive reports I have due in 2 hours are killing me. I have to bullshit about the same 3 metrics being all sorts of up and down, and there really is very little rhyme or reason as to why. I need sleep. God I need sleep.
     
    #1068 Parker, Aug 24, 2012
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    Perhaps if you spent more time sleeping and less time ruining baby makers you'd have more energy.
    (hey you had to know someone was gonna shit on you for no reason I just got here before gator, i figured since all the cool kids were doing it...)


    I can sympathize however, I had a number of semiannual government mandatory surveys to do recently that are a pain in the ass and provide little to no usefull results.
     
    #1069 Veovis, Aug 24, 2012
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    It's the mother fucking weekend!! I need to go get some beer and celebrate!
     
    #1070 Diablo, Aug 24, 2012
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    Did you say Beer?

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    Yay!

    edit: I know no one cares ... but shit ... they actually DID strip Lance of his of his seven Tour de France titles and he's been banned for life from cycling! There ya go Sack.

    I've been stuck in meetings ALL DAY LONG with twenty other people - I think we've all lost our minds. I know I did. Fuck. Who plans a 7 hour meeting on a goddamn Friday. A fucking douche bag asshole - that's who.
     
    #1071 subgeniuschick, Aug 24, 2012
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    And a bronze medal
     
    #1072 mya, Aug 24, 2012
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    Wow. I didn't want to revive this, but I'm going to for a second. Then I have beers (freezer beers) waiting for me.

    Holy shit, seems like a bit of a witch hunt they have going on, no? And stupid question maybe, but does the USADA actually have the authority to 'strip' him of these Tour de France titles? What do they do? Call up France and give 'em the 'word'?
     
    #1073 subgeniuschick, Aug 24, 2012
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    Anyone heard from Audrey or PG? I heard there was a crazy white man shootin in NYC yesterday.

    I say crazy, he could have just read this thread and got tired of hearing about "Parker fucks a tiny woman, hilarity ensues".
     
    #1074 downndirty, Aug 24, 2012
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    If you're asking about the Empire State Building shooting, we're both okay. Thank you. I was in Brooklyn when it happened, and I'm pretty sure she was in Chinatown or further uptown.
     
    #1075 audreymonroe, Aug 24, 2012
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    Pretty sure it goes along the lines of USADA is a representative of WADA and if the international cycling body wants to keep cycling in the olympics they have to listen to what WADA says. Or something like that.
     
    #1076 trojanstf, Aug 24, 2012
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    If only you were in the position to do something about it.

    Does that follow the same rules as Beetlejuice too?
     
    #1077 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2012
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    Is it too late for a "Pics or it didn't happen" joke yet?
     
    #1078 Veovis, Aug 24, 2012
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    Except, replace crackhead with methhead. There is one guy in particular who wanders the property looking for cans and twitching.
     
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    Based on the title I just thought you ate at Olive Garden earlier.
     
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