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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Holy shit, Hurricane Isaac is worse than I thought:

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    Good week coming up, bbq tonight, sim in the morning tomorrow, aerial gunnery on Tuesday, aerial defensive maneuvering Wednesday, K-Court (big drunk party) with all the pilots Thursday, then NYC on Friday.
     
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    Every time you post something like this my ability to give you the benefit of the doubt that you aren't a horrible bigot gets a little bit more difficult.
     
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    Noland, come on, you still have ANY doubts?

    I have nothing to brag about this weekend, so I don't even know what I could possibly post about. You guys have a fine Sunday now.
     
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    Two hours later I have hydrocodone, an anti-inflam and muscle relaxers. Things are looking up.
     
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    Good Lord. School starts tomorrow and my boys are wound up.
    I love them but I may have to choke them out.
     
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    I was just thinking "This is the first fall I'm not gonna return to school," but then I realized it would be a good goal to go back to school at some point and not stop learning. But fuck, I am getting old.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    As much as I hate to admit it, this is 100% fact. I have video evidence of this motherfucker who has no idea how to pass the ball and refuses to even try.

    I mean, this is CLEARLY his first time passing the ball: he throws it to just some random spot on the court that only he can see:



    Look at these other paltry attempts.

     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Ballsack, you are just a huge awkward white guy who is really only worthwhile for making other people look good and getting nuts in his face. You are the Shawn Bradley of posters.*

    *wordplay
     
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    Oh, Isaac, you ridiculous little bitch. Would you just turn into a Cat 5 and finish what Katrina started or go the fuck away?

    Because at present all you're good for is making me tell people, no, we are not going to close early Monday and yes, you will have to come to work Tuesday.
     
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    It's been pouring for about 12 hours straight here and the wind may be only 18 mph, but it's loud and sharp. There's no way in hell I'm going to work in this shit unless it clears up by 4:30 a.m. Fuck that. There is nothing that can't wait a day when you can't see ten feet in front of your windshield.
     
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    Occam's razor: you aren't good enough to be passed to.
     
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    Hangover from hell...today was miserable except for reddit.com and stupid YouTube browsing...I'm checking out.

    Back to school after a 3 yr hiatus tomorrow, not sure if I'm ready for this.
     
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    I dunno, 'sack. Whenever I'm playing a pick-up game in the hood I play like a rock star. Black, white, Mexican, whatever. Everyone passes to me. And, I'm pretty white.
     
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    Oh sack, are you that awkward white fuck who got cut from his high school jv team and to this day insists he'd have made it big if the coach didn't hate him? I know your extensive experience in adult D leagues has made you an expert in sports, but do everyone a favor and cut your hands off so we don't have to read your idiocy anymore. Thanks.
     
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    Are you actually this daft, or do you get some weird pleasure out of being put in your place?

    I suppose it can be both.

    Do you think Rajon Rondo (and Chris Paul, and Jason Kidd, and Andre Miller etc. etc. etc.) was born in the NBA? The bulk of the reason why Rondo was good enough to be drafted is that he has elite passing and defensive skills, which means that at some point in his life before the NBA, he threw a pass or two. You have provided absolutely no evidence for your assertion other than "that's what black dudes do", and considering that you're an awkward racist posting from the midwest, I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're not the authority on negritude.

    Are the black guys at pickup who don't pass? Of course. There are also asian, hispanic and white chuckers too. But as somebody who plays basketball somewhere between 3 and 6 times basically every week, I can with 100% confidence say that you're wrong. The best and most willing passer I've ever played with is black, and the most annoying chucker is white. Does that mean anything other than that those two people play like that? Absolutely not.

    So instead of firing up the laptop and posting a a dithering screed against people who look different, why don't you hit the gym and work on finishing a goddamn layup? Methinks you might get more passes if they didn't bounce off your face and cause the game to grind to a halt while your eyes welled up in tears and you yelled to Futureexwife that the "Nigras pass the ball too hard!".

    Of course, she won't hear you, because she'll be too busy eye-fucking the dudes actually scoring. Because unlike you, when she gets a pass from a black dude, it winds up with her actually FINISHING.

    b.
     
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    I can't believe the WDT is debating basketball OR race, let alone basketball AND race. Ugh. At least pick a better sport.

    Here's Carl Edwards:

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    I thought you said sport.
     
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    Sport, shirtless guy, whatever.
     
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    I found a picture of ballsack in his basketball days.

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