I think he would get an inferiority complex there, compared to those rich bastards he may as well be lumped in with the day workers.
'Sack, we know you're not rich financially--you're rich spiritually. Some people have "fuck you money." You, my friend, have a "fuck you soul."
I'd say that when those two combine, the concentration of intollerability will be so great that you'll simply collapse in on yourself, forming a black hole. And thus your last act in this world will be to eat everything around you with your giant, inescapable figurative rectum. I feel like you may have had a dream about this before, and woke up smiling.
Hindu temples have cool trucks. I am thinking about getting a golden rabbit mounted on the front of mine.
The mayor of Toronto just invited "the whole city" to a barbecue at his mom's house on the long weekend. To be clear, the population of Toronto is over 2.5 million people. Also, the mayor is a dumbass. His poor mom. Rush- never mind one gold rabbit. Get two rabbits copulating mounted on the truck. Think of the positive message it sends. It's what Vishnu would want.
But, then, won't I have a bunch of little gold rabbits hopping around everywhere? Wait, is that thing real gold? Because, I think I just found my new investment strategy . . .
If I could buy these here I would get a case just because i think it's funny. yes I amuse easily. Just go and jingle your keys for me.
I get in the elevator. There's already a woman in there. But the button for 1 wasn't pressed, so I pressed it. We start moving and she says to me: "Excuse me, is 1 the first floor?" I stare at her for a few moments, assuming that I've misheard her. She looks at me like I'm retarded and repeats: "Is 1 the first floor?" "Um. Yes." Her guess as to which the first floor was? Number 3.
Apparently they wern't kidding when they said "Robots in Disguise" I need a beer and still have a couple hours before my ball game (where the beer is) UGH. At least today is my friday this week, company paid waterslides tommorow with the kids and off to the campground with the family for a drinking weekend for my friends birthday.
Oh fuck my balls. Stumbled upon a bad cosplay thread. It's like Christmas, but with less forcible sodomy. And the coup de grace:
BOOM ROASTED! In other news. One of the greatest hip-hop songs ever came out. The material is so raw, so passionate, sooo...sooo, original... your brain will fucking melt.
http://m.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/56302 This is just fucking great. Taylor Swift is having a contest where people vote, and what ever school gets the most votes, she will do a concert there. Well Anon is great and decided to have fun and decided to vote up the Horace Mann school for the deaf to top spot.
Apparently I got one of my coworkers to quit today. I've been driving him the last five weeks or so because he doesn't have a license due to 7 DUIs (he was totally innocent every time and cops are assholes), or whatever the final tally comes to. We were at work yesterday and I asked for a smoke. He said no even though I've given him one about a hundred times and this was the first time I asked. I told him with a smile on my face to indicate that I was joking that he could walk home. I didn't think much of it, but he got a ride from someone else at the end of the day and didn't respond to a text from me this morning asking if he needed a ride. When I got to work I found out he had completely flipped and called in to quit that morning screaming like a bitch. I'm not sure if he's really quitting, but if I was the owner I would tell him to fuck off considering this is like the 5th time he's missed work due to a sandy vagina. Oh, and by the way he's 33 and still hasn't been able to get past this level of emotional maturity. Also, in the last year I'm his 4th driver because he pissed everyone else off. I wasn't going to make a big deal out of it, but now that he's being such a bitch I think he can find another ride if he wants back. I don't want to have to add an extra hour to my commute every day just to have him throw a fucking tantrum. Also, he's constantly giving me advice even though he's a redneck and doesn't know a single goddamn thing about anything other than fixing cars. Good fucking riddance. One more day of this shit and the sweet glorious weekend. Can't wait for this week to be over.
I'm watching Heartbreakers, and I think we should all take a moment to appreciate Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs. NSFW NSFW (I'm actually not entirely sure if that last one really is Jennifer Love Hewitt, but hey.)