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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Been on a grayscale kick

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  2. Crown Royal

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    Toronto must have Fuck-Up Fatigue from that gellatinous turd. He issues himself a diet challenge, then proudly boasts half way through that he didn't feel like doing it anymore. He'd rather just stay the fat, stupid fuck that he is. I thought that NOBODY could be dumber than Mel Lastman, a mayor that cost Canada the 2008 summer games. I was wrong. DEAD wrong. This asshole posed for a photo (while mayor) with a WELL KNOWN white supremisist with a shit-eating grin on his face.
     
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    Seriously, I hope the Cabbage Town rejects and all of Scarberia show up at that party and trash the creepy Mormon cult compound his family calls home.
     
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    Well ... there's no way he could have known really, look at the guy. Just your average resident here folks.

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    Some of you may have read my rant a few weeks back about how my car insurance jumped to $800+ every 6 months for liability only because I was in Nevada. Then Nevada wanted a ridiculous amount to register my vehicle. The final straw came when Nevada informed me they would not issue me a drivers license. Why? Because my name is misspelled on my birth certificate. It's been misspelled for 50 fucking years and has never been a problem, but Nevada wanted me to legally change my name to correct a 50 year old misspelling.

    Well fuck you Nevada. I'm now a resident of the great state of Arizona and it cost $50 to register my car and my insurance costs $40 a month. And the beer is cheaper.
     
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    So how long have you and dixiebandit worked together?
     
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    Yeah, somebody repped me asking that too. I'm sorry to say I'm pretty sure it's not Dixiebandit. The guy I'm talking about is dyslexic to the extreme and probably doesn't spend any spare time reading message boards. It takes him about fifteen minutes to read one paragraph, and he doesn't have a kid either. Plus, I'm going to give Dixie credit for being a little more mature than that.
     
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    I think having Clint Eastwood might have been a mistake...
     
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    Marco Rubio is going to be President of the United States one day.
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if that cunt swimmer that women get so dewey-eyed over becomes president. I would rather he become run over by a combine thresher.
     
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    The first and only thing you need to understand about the American electorate is that we do not vote for anyone on the basis of what they say. We vote for them based on how they say it.
     
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    Honestly, that was about as generic as speeches get. Blah blah blah American dream blah blah blah my parents worked hard blah blah blah children are special go America.

    To be fair maybe I'm just sick of hearing about politics though. Which makes me wonder why I'm even watching this. Oh, right. I'm still trying to decide who I want to vote for. Sigh.
     
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    That's the longest tie I've ever seen.

    Speaking of rascists, I think our Native American guide to the Slot Canyons might have been the teensiest bit rascist. There was a bunch of people taking pictures and at one point she says, "Ooh, the Chinese keep trying to push us out.". Our group just looked at each other like "What did she just say?". Then she commented that she liked Americans because we tipped good. Subtle.
     
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    That's the point. He's 41 and a member of the fastest growing demographic in the country. Trust me. If he doesn't become President, he'll come very fucking close.
     
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    Did anyone else see what looked like a fight in the crowd a few minutes ago. A person fell into the next row and it looked like security grabbing people. They cut away quick to Romney?
     
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    My husband said a Code Pink got in. Apparently they are the group that glitter bombs people?
     
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    God, he's fucking awful with prepared speeches.
     
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    According to this article the "Average" working couple in Detroit makes 6 figures a year.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.theatlanticcities.com/housing/2012/08/how-long-will-you-need-save-buy-home-your-city/3085/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theatlanticcities.com/housin ... city/3085/</a>

    Yeah, $100K a year average sounds about right:

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    Are you blind or just horrible at math?
     
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    I was at a bachelor party last night, we went to the strip club, I got a dance, the stripper had peach fuzz hair between her tits, I feel ripped off.

    During my flight on the way here, there was a woman audibally praying in Arabic while we were landing. This too made me uncomfortable.
     
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