Went to the county fair tonight, and saw what was, hands down, the fattest woman I have ever seen in person in my life. She had folds and things hanging off parts of her body where nothing should have been. It was so disturbing I had to visit the beer tent, eat a cheesteak, then wind up the night with a funnel cake. You know. Just to calm my nerves.
Nothing cures a hangover quite like spicy beef bulgogi. Nothing clears up your sinuses quite as well either.
My Fiancee and I have been good all week (according to caloric intake and all that) but we got drunk tonight, and in her drunken state, she decided to order some Domino's pizzas. Now I'm sitting here with two medium pizzas and some cheesy breadsticks and I have no idea what to do with them. I had ate one bread-stick but I don't want to eat any more because I am determined to lose weight before our wedding, and this is only my first week working on that (and I spent 30 minutes on the treadmill the last two days in a row, which is better than I've ever done in the past 5+ years!). I'm not sure what the fuck to do with all this food. Since I've been counting my calories, I'm pretty sure I blew what I had left today on getting drunk. Good trade, in my opinion!
It's okay. I always lose weight when I drink a lot. It is probably because I'm dehydrated but fuck it. If you're eating better, drinking a ton of water, and trying to exercise reguarly, the weight will come off. How fast is up to you.
Well, today is my birthday. The wife surprised me with a Galaxy S3, and is taking me out to dinner at a nice restaurant tonight. It just feels like another day to me, though. Also, Dixie. Dude, we all get that you love the hairy muff, but that was not what I wanted to see this morning.
Holy hell this is awesome news! I've been fighting using Chrome regardless of its functionality due to the fact Google uses it to mine data for its pay per click search revenue stream. Trust me, I know. Then someone created <a class="postlink" href="http://www.unbaby.me/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.unbaby.me/</a>. Tired of seeing baby pictures in your news feed? This add-on replaces them with pictures of hot chicks or bacon. The greatest fucking thing in the world. Now I get why you old people hate Facebook, sad thing is, you never knew about the good old days when it was restricted to college kids. 50% of Facebook were pictures of people partying, and girls posting super slutty pictures of themselves because no one could see it except for their college friends. Another 25% were hilarious trash talking, general stalking of people you wanted to find something in common with to talk about when you saw them in class. The last 25% was the best fucking feature ever, it was the relationship status when it was honest. This was before the now current PC relationship options, before everyone started putting in a relationship/married to their best friend. There were 5 options, 90% of people honestly put up: Single, In a relationship, In an option relationship, Its complicated, and (THE BEST ONE) Whatever I can get. Which of course you could all of the above smoothly parlay into dorm/college life and have a ton of fun, I sure fucking did. Now all of that has been replaced by people complaining about their jobs, announcing their marriages, posting pictures of their dogs, cats, food, babies (ALL OF THEM FUCKING HIPSTERGRAMED) and no one gives a fuck. In fact, there is a fuck shortage, people are all out of fucks to give! This woman from my gradschool program basically had an online requiem for her miscarried child. WHAT THE FUCK? Now this is legitimately something where I can say "I miss the good old days of Facebook", it be an irrefutable statement and not sound like an old fuck. WHOA, in other news. NSFW I'll let you better writers come up with lyric spoofs of Call Me Maybe after seeing this. NSFW
The wife and I refuse to put pictures of our kid on Facebook, much to my mother-in-law's chagrin. We will NOT be those people. I only use FB to keep up with friends from out of town, and relatives I rarely see. Today is county fair day. I get to walk around a bunch of smelly animals, look at veggies and flowers as if I give a crap how hard it was to grow the perfect zucchini, and eat awful fried food. Sadly, it's the food I look forward to the most (which is like saying I look forward to a wedgie on "wedgie and kick to the balls day"). I just hate the damn fair, but my wife loves it, so off we go! It will be fun in about 6 years when my kid is old enough to do stuff there, like ride the rides or play some games. Until then, tedious and awful.
I'm so unmotivated and burned out. I have a practical exam tomorrow and 6 final exams Tues-Fri. I've been trying to reward myself this last week with little things like going to the movies or going for a quick bite with friends after studying, but I'm still burned out. All I want to do is burn my notes/books and spend the day drinking at the pool. Bah.
So tonight is the final night in our apartment, and we decided to get drunk. However we didn't have anything and the liquor stores are closed, se we are stuck with 3.5% beer. It is impossible to get drunk off of this shit.
I bought a Captain America helmet yesterday for no absolutely no good reason. It's my new favourite toy.
No. I mean aside from Halloween, there isn't. It's not Halloween and I have no excuse. Other than that I wanted it.