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Wait, What? 8/3/2012-8/5/2012 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Aug 3, 2012.

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    I'm calling back door. Just in case...

    I was gonna say it would feel less dirty, but... I don't think it would...
     
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    Is there anyone else here in sales or service notice that when a full moon comes around all the fucking nut jobs come out?
     
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    Blue moon, baby...
     
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    The subject matter is tired and boring and that song is absolutely ridiculous, but fuck Meek Mill's flow was absolutely nasty.
     
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    Can we make Blue Moon the beer of the weekend? Or do you think everywhere will be sold out?
     
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    Snickers ice cream bars for lunch? I'll take two please. Also apparently there's a big to do out in our California studios about a syphilis outbreak. Should be interesting.
     
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    That's 9-5 M-F in my job.
     
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    I heard that kind of shut down the porn industry in California. Must be why there's so much goddamned reality tv coming out these days. Gotta put the syphies somewhere.
     
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    Why is he wasting his time in Texas? You have a better chance winning a NAACP Humanitarian Award than he does taking Texas in the general election.
     
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    For now it did. It's a whole sordid story of doctored test results and different studios calling each other out. This is hilarious.
     
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    Changing gears.
     

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    It is mine too, but it is even worse on a full moon.
     
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    That reminds me - I feel like the NFL wouldn't be in a hurry to get the officials back if these were the replacement referees:
     

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    Apparently Square Enix is releasing a Final Fantasy anniversary box set. If this is another one of those things that only Japan gets I will likely set Square's headquarters on fire.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    First off, everyone knows a blue moon is just two full moons in a calendar month. Right? I've heard multiple people refer to it as some "different" moon, when in reality it's no different.
    Secondly, I don't think there was enough attention paid to Jennifer Love Hugetits. So...
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    Finally, I agree with Ballsack. Sexual energy is amazing in whatever form it takes.
     
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    There is no way they'd only release that in Japan...If so, do you want to bring the gas or should we split the tab?
     
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    I watched some of the bumbling idiot clips of these guys. Is it really that difficult to ref a football game? Why is it that whenever there is a labor dispute with referees, the people who replace them are flat out, fucking morons? Football especially. There are like 9 refs on the field at one time. One of which is about 4 feet away from the line of scrimmage. I just don't get the ineptitude.
     
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    Let's be honest, I would probably do a lot of things that would make most women cry. I'm fucked up, when it comes to sex. Really fucked up.

    So would I try two dicks to my one hole? Yes. I'd try a lot of things, given the opportunity.

    Would my husband do it? Absolutely not. Which makes it kind of a moot point.
     
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    You guys made me curious. So, I bought Four Loko.

    I have a feeling this weekend will end badly.
     
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