Focus:Without reading any posts, here goes (I know them all, but not all are noteworthy): Spoiler For some reason, The Dark Crystal gave me the heebie-jeebies as a kid. I can ass-rape ANY of you fuckers at Simon. I have fucking JAZZ HANDS on that shit. Take mushrooms and read Where The Sidewalk ends. It has some freaky and wacked-out shit in it. See also: A Light in the Attic. 4) I had that exact thing, whatever the fuck it was. Had a reeeeeally annoying bell on it that I tormented my folks with. Then, I upgraded to the Hot Wheelz folding city. 6) "Does your guy look like an Ape? It's PHIL!!!!!!!" 7) Damn you for making JOhn Ritter do that shit. I wanted to drop-kick that little asshole through a plate glass window. 10) Another perfectly unsafe fighting cage only this one has no escape. There were regular beatings in these things. 11) Had a subscription. 13) Best Gum ever, Still is. NOTHING BETTER. YOU'RE WITH THE BIG LEAGUE CHEW!!!! 17) Scarier than Pennywise. The real reason some many people hate fucking clowns than ever. 19) Jacob's Ladder. Sold on every single corner and closet of Acapulco. I owned three. 21) Seriously, this stuff will make you horny when you touch it. 22) It was fun watching idiot girls try this thing with no socks on, then ripping their flesh open. 23) Best. Gym. Game. Ever. (next to dodgeball) 24) Pitfall. Jungle Hunt was better. 26) This book can toss my salad. The narrator's the biggest pussy kid ever. Never stops sobbing. HATED IT! 27) Michael Keaton blows it out of the water like none other. One of the greatest comic performances of all time. 28) More addictive than heroin and pussy combined. I rate the Game Boy as the best video system ever. 35) Enjoy the magic of Disney World in your frosted wintery living room! 36 "DAD! DAD!!!! DON'T EEEEEEAT MEEEEE!!!!" 37) Cheapest, shittiest and most boring board game in history. 39) Why oh why couldn't they just let us shoot the goddamn dog? 42) One of my all time faves. "It is the Beast." 43) Yo! No problem! Watched every episode. 44) Oh, hell yes I had them. Including The Fright Zone. 45) I hate Sasha Jenson. I hate that show. 49) First portable football game. Had it. PLayed it to death. It made no sense, but I still won somehow.
I remember the Choose Your Own Adventure series. That was a lot of fun. The complete lack of parental supervision during the summer was awesome. I just had to be home in time for dinner. I really feel bad for kids today because they're constantly supervised, and how the fuck are you supposed to get into trouble (and consequently learn how to get out of it) if you're supervised 24/7?
I was cleaning out my closet, preparing for a move to a new apartment recently, and found my pog collection. I plan on taking it out drinking tonight and seeing if anyone wants to play. I remember getting in trouble for having them when I was little because they were "A form of gambling for children" according to my father. In hindsite I guess they were if you were playing for keeps. Now if only I still had my pog board, so we wouldnt be making a mess on the coffe table.
Those things scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. ugh. Also, Shel Silverstein, I loved his books. Best on that list though, for me (no surprise, I was a even a huge nerd as a kid): I had all but the first 10 issues of those things, I think I still have a huge stack of them somewhere.
A picture of my ultimate ten pog deck. Complete with a metal and plastic slammer. Yes I did just spend the last hour going through my bag of pogs to find my ten favorites. Go fuck yourself.
3 pages and nobody has mentioned these? I recently bought Series 1-4 on eBay because I missed these so much.
Fuck yeah. My mom even banned me from watching the show at first because she saw how my eyes gleamed with the knowledge that I too would one day be a mighty-morphin power ranger, and that if I only practiced enough I would be the greatest one of the all. And no mother wants a son who thinks he is a fucking Power Ranger.
these were awesome I had tons of these guys before the small ones eventually these were better because of the cartoon Recalling this toy I refer that Billy Corgan looks like this bugger or mini me
I fondly recall the day of the Great GI Joe-locaust. I discovered that if you pulled the rubber bands too tight, their limbs would fly across the room. Within minutes, the entire platoon was slaughtered. They fought the good fight.