The better question is, why is there a random ping pong table in the middle of a living room with cat food on top, a beer and a redneck air horn?
Rolling coal is prime douche behavior as well; because of those ass clowns, there are efforts being made to outlaw aftermarket performance tuning. When you tune a diesel to be able to roll coal, you aren't gaining any extra power at that point, you're just wasting fuel.
Yup, you are just pumping in more fuel then you can burn. I have done it once by accident. A clamp on my turbo boot got lose and the boot slipped off, all the sudden i had no power with my foot to the floor barely made it home pulling 8k pounds and puking black smoke.
Wordle today was actually difficult. Got it in 5, but it made me think for a bit. I always enjoyed word games and puzzles, but they are the most useless things to work on. You get satisfaction from completing them, but after you're done, you think to yourself, "well that was a waste of an hour." Especially doing things like the daily crossword. It's such a time sink.
I got in 5 too, I think this is the most difficult one I've seen so far. I wish there was a version that was longer than 5 characters. I use the same starting word each time and it very quickly leads to the answer.
I got yesterday's on the second guess and thought I might have stumbled into the matrix. Today took four and, yeah, it had a tricky element to it.
I don’t want to get a vasectomy, but my wife wants me to. What if I want to start another family at some point? Clearly she hasn’t thought this through. I wonder if there are any drugs her doctor can give her to throw her into menopause early or something.
My first two words are always STARE and POUND. Gets me four vowels and the four most commonly used consonants, as well as P and D which are semi-common as well.
HA! I didn't read Juice's quote that you were responding to closely, and thought it was to his vasectomy post. I laughed.
Today’s took me 6. the worst part of it is the follow up to see if it worked. 1. Call clinic and ask if someone is there who can check my sample that day. (because they aren’t always) 2. Tell work I’m taking a long lunch. 3. Whack off at lunch time into a cup. 4. Drive to clinic with cup full of jiz. 5. Stand in line to tell front desk receptionist that you have a cup full of jiz. 6. Wait in phone call that tells you if you are sterile or not. If you are lucky they will call while your kids are in the car. Also don’t listen to the mommy blogs. It hurt. And the week after sucked. Like not terrible pain. But it wasn’t fun.
I have a friend who lives out of country who flew back to Canada to get snipped. He returned quite soon after, and made the mistake of flying economy for hours. He really would have benefited from not being overly cheap (he disdains the idea of flight classes) and flying home business. At least that way he could have flown without having what was left of his junk mashed into his thighs.